here is something that I will discover while writing

(DONT TRY THIS AT IF YOU FIND SOMETHING WRONG IN IT

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Take some kind of fish (must be dead).
Clean the fish (inside and outside).
In a Bowl, mix chili, salt, vinegar, ginger, onion, and garlic....Put the fish in it and let it marinate...after half hour, mix mustard and let it marinate for 15 minutes

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Put all these things in a pan....and pour one cup of water...

...Cook for some time (as you please).... and then serve hot.
See how it tastes

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.....I am sure it wont kill anybody