Marek:
Please, be my guest. Impress me.
I'd rather you answered the questions and issues I raised in my post above. This is not about my English skills. Even if my English IS atrocious, I still managed to string together a few sentences about the subject we had been discussing - translation. You, on the other hand, cling to the illusion that this is some giant ego fest.
Marek:
I'll be happy to e-mail back my corrections for practice too! Incidentally, I'd use you to translate into Polish, your mother tongue, noooo problem.
Incidentally, I have quite a busy business going, so I have very little time for fun and silliness these days. My clients will stop coming back if what you say is true. I think there is no better test.
Thanks for the generous offer.