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HOW DO POLISH MEN MEASURE UP! if you know what I mean ;)


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Liza
  Nov 7, 07, 15:43  #331

Quoting: Jambo
This is very useful information Liza thanks. But do men actually measure themselves?

Are you telling me you've never discretely peeped at your urinal neighbour and done a visual comparison?

Quoting: Jambo
I have never measured myself.


Sorry I don't believe you! :-)

Quoting: wildrover
Penis size does not matter.....they all fit.....

They all fit, but some are snugger than others...

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Polson
  Nov 7, 07, 15:47  #332

Quoting: gloios
This thread is useless without pictures


Pictures of......Can you give us an example ?... ;)


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szarlotka
  Nov 7, 07, 15:55  #333

Quoting: gloios
This thread is useless without pictures.


Thread picture number one..




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Matyjasz
Edited by: Matyjasz  Nov 7, 07, 16:20  #334

Quoting: wildrover
Penis size does not matter.....they all fit.....



- Does penis size really matter?

* No, of course not.

- Great, another small cock wanker!



- Does penis size really matter?

* Yes, it does!

- Great, another wanker that can't perform a good shag. ;)


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LATINA
  Nov 7, 07, 16:23  #335

Quoting: Matyjasz
- Does penis size really matter?

* No, of course not.

- Great, another small cock wanker!

This is what I always thought but did not say! LOL.

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Liza
  Nov 7, 07, 16:54  #336

I once had a South African boyfriend who knew he was tiny (to be fair, he would have to have been deluded not to, he was that small)... Problem was, he spent the entire time doing the deed AND afterwards apologising for his small tackle. Eventually I decided I preferred the merchandise from Ann Summers.

Fortunately just like the variance of small breasts to big breasts preferences, there are girls who prefer puppies to donkeys and vice versa...

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osiol
  Nov 7, 07, 16:59  #337

Quoting: Liza
there are girls who prefer puppies to donkeys

Oh well.


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_Sofi_ [Guest]
  Nov 7, 07, 17:08  #338

Quoting: LATINA
HOW DO POLISH MEN MEASURE UP!

Hmm my friend has been making strange hints about this..

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Polson
  Nov 7, 07, 17:12  #339

Quoting: Liza
Quoting: Liza
there are girls who prefer puppies to donkeys

Oh well.


I knew you'd react... ;)

Quoting: _Sofi_
Hmm my friend has been making strange hints about this..


It means...?


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pamlarouge
  Nov 7, 07, 18:40  #340

Quoting: gloios
This thread is useless without pictures.


LOL


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bling [Guest]
  Nov 7, 07, 21:28  #341

give me a set of scales i like my men to be weighed!

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bling [Guest]
  Nov 7, 07, 21:38  #342

give me a set of scales i like my men to be weighed!

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z_darius
  Nov 7, 07, 21:50  #343

Quoting: gloios
This thread is useless without pictures.

There ya go:

tape


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bolo
  Nov 7, 07, 22:23  #344

Quoting: LATINA
HOW DO POLISH MEN MEASURE UP!


Polish measure
Polish measure


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krysia
  Nov 7, 07, 22:30  #345

Guy has a lot of tapeworms.

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sapphire
Edited by: sapphire  Nov 8, 07, 08:09  #346

Quoting: Liza
I once had a South African boyfriend who knew he was tiny (to be fair, he would have to have been deluded not to, he was that small)... Problem was, he spent the entire time doing the deed AND afterwards apologising for his small tackle.

i have found that men who are less well endowed tend to be better at oral, a case of trying to compensate for short comings I guess. I met a guy once who told me on our first date (after about 2 hours) that he was very small but excellent with his tongue. Perhaps TMI in that scenario, but he was very confident. Personally I dont think size matters, but its important to be proud of what nature gave you and it is off-putting to women if you keep apologising for your self proclaimed inadequacies.


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Jambo
  Nov 8, 07, 08:40  #347

Quoting: Liza
Are you telling me you've never discretely peeped at your urinal neighbour and done a visual comparison?


Yes I have never done that

Quoting: Liza
Sorry I don't believe you! :-)


Well it is true.

I would also say the size of a men's penis can vary quite considerably whilst erect depending on the state of arousal the greater the arousal the greater the erection. I know I do.

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LATINA
  Nov 8, 07, 08:41  #348

Bolo, is that a picture you copied and paste or did you draw that?

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ShelleyS
  Nov 8, 07, 08:47  #349

Quoting: sapphire
Personally I dont think size matters,


Hmmm, Here's a question, would you settle down with a man with a 1.5 inch penis (errect)?

Would you feel that your sex life (imagine that Anne Summers doesnt exist) was fulfilled?


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sapphire
Edited by: sapphire  Nov 8, 07, 09:43  #350

Quoting: ShelleyS
Hmmm, Here's a question, would you settle down with a man with a 1.5 inch penis (errect)?

Would you feel that your sex life (imagine that Anne Summers doesnt exist) was fulfilled

yes I would.. love is more important than the size of someone's donger.... and I prefer oral anyway, so as long as he was good at that I would be happy. As for Anne Summers... whatever happened to cucumbers :)


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LATINA
  Nov 8, 07, 09:47  #351

Quoting: ShelleyS
would you settle down with a man with a 1.5 inch penis (errect)?

NO Way!

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ShelleyS
  Nov 8, 07, 09:54  #352

Quoting: sapphire
and I prefer oral anyway, so as long as he was good at that I would be happy. As for Anne Summers... whatever happened to cucumbers :)


fair point foxy :)


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Frank
  Nov 8, 07, 10:35  #353

Quoting: sapphire
As for Anne Summers... whatever happened to cucumbers :)



Gee...me thinks the vegetarian society would have a word or two to say about this.....I mean...talk about abusing a totally innocent vegetable......am ashamed to be associated with this board and horrified in equal measure trying to conjure up S with her new best friend........:(....I will never be able to enjoy a cucumber sandwich on a warm summers day again.


PS Got a pic of you and your new best friend?...totally innocent q!!

PPSS Isn't there a "best use before" date on them ?????????????????...:)....:)


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jareck8 [Guest]
  Nov 8, 07, 10:37  #354

enough of the size,,, its bad becasue people might take it to heart and this can casue suffering, be happy with what you have, men and women, your all beautiful

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sapphire
  Nov 8, 07, 11:01  #355

Quoting: Frank
talk about abusing a totally innocent vegetable

i think its OK so long as you dont put them back in the fridge for others to eat later :)
I dont think they have sell by dates do they? Anyway, it was merely an idea.. of course I have a boyfriend so why would I need a cucumber? :)


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Jambo
  Nov 8, 07, 11:10  #356

Quoting: sapphire
and I prefer oral


I have never known a woman say that before. It amazes me.

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krysia
  Nov 8, 07, 11:11  #357

Quoting: LATINA
Bolo, is that a picture you copied and paste or did you draw that?

That's his photograph

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z_darius
  Nov 8, 07, 11:20  #358

Quoting: krysia
That's his photograph

Nah, his photograph is here :)

bolo.jpg
bolo.jpg


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Polson
  Nov 20, 07, 04:27  #359

I have the answer of this topic, watch this vid ;)




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telefonitika
  Nov 20, 07, 11:06  #360

that was funny polson


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