Polish rower wins place in the Oxford Boat

Congratulations to Michal Piotkowiak from Poznan for being the first Pole to be selected for the Oxbridge Boat Race. He is a post grad student from Brasenose College, Oxford.

He is obviously a good chap as well as an excellent athlete since he is rowing for Oxford against that load of lefty leaning, liberal, woolly minded losers from the Fen Country. God they make me sick….. Philby, Blunt ….. betrayal of the country…. Ughh.

A doctor writes….Unfortunately my patient has been found slumped over his keyboard in a highly distressed and agitated state. Once he has stopped babbling and has a period of recuperation I expect him to make a full recovery. Friends and family visits only please.

I just thought I would move it to the front because it's an interesting tHread, but I have nothing to say about it.
Also, I want to promote Szarlotka's sense of humour....

a twinge of inferiority perhaps, Pan Pie...?

That's me, gee thanks.

Rower ?

Grzegorz, are you mixing bikes with boats.

Oarsman, if szarlotka allows me

Someone that rows a boat. There's a big training place in Poznan called Malta. They even have an artificial ski slope...very small

It's a type of Car (4x4). Usually found going off road in Surrey by mounting the curb. Looks like this new sea going variant has a bit of a lisp. I think it belongs to Rear Admiral Woss. I've been told by my lawyers to say allegedly here.
Allegedly.

Absolutely not Pan Woo. More of a chance of feeling inferior to a graduate from The polytechnic of Middle Wallop.

OMG I'm slow today. Tooke me five mins to work out you mean Wange Rower.

I've been Huegeled...
You've been Huegled....
We've all been Huegeled at some time...

Verb declined, brain declining

I think Michal Piotkowiak is a Euro spy, sent to decode another English mystery. Footballers play for football clubs, cricketers play for cricket clubs but oarsmen (sometimes) row for rowing clubs – unless they are sculling. I won’t mention the size of the cox, as that is the subject of an entirely different thread, but he only strokes the crew anyway – provided there are more than four oarsmen, as pairs and fours have to stroke themselves while they row.

Spot on with the cars though; the Chinese make them now (they have a web site at roewe.cn if you want to see them)

Now about this Polish idea of rowing down a small ski slope somewhere in Malta, I can see why you need the ski slope, as the Maltese don’t have any rivers, but they have plenty of sea in Valetta harbour and the weather is so much better in the Mediterranean.

Don’t be too hard on Cambridge, they have given us a whole bunch of comedians – sorry that was almost the original complaint wasn’t it? I think I'll go and have my medication now…

Cambridge won.

go cambridge

Er, they've gone mate

Cambridge won

Communist conspiracy

ssshh... nobody noticed...

The rower wasnt from Poland he was from china

don't mention the crower or we'll end up with a 25% slav galley