Polish slang phrases

Hallo!
I would like to know some polish slang phrases. The most popular. Can anybody help me?

Kumam czaczę - understood very well

fiksum-dyrdum - insanity, crazy
czeski-niebieski - not knowlegeable at somthing
ćpun - a narcotics addict
ćpać - take drugs

ziom, kolo - dude

strugać wariata- to act like an idiot (lit. to whittle the idiot)

Wypas- "cool/ nice"
ale zwała- used when you make fun of sth/sb
mieć przypał- to have a problem

Lately in polish slang switching syllables it the words is trendy (i also use it).
For instance: "pałprzy" instead of "przypał"; or "brzedo" instead of "dobrze"- a simple "ok"

kapitalny; świetny (o ludziach) --best; top-rated (of people) /ace
zamieniać się w słuch -- to listen carefully /all ears
skonany; wykończony - very tired; exhausted; pooped /all in
dupek -- *******
lizus-- sb who always tells you nice things so as to get some benefits, profits / ass-licker
confident ( in polish mean) - informer; sb who squeals
donosiciel; kapuś ---informer; sb who squeals
kapitalny; super; genialny; rewelacyjny - fantastic; great; terrific; excellent / awesome

Pozdrawiam.fm

And what means exactly 'nie ma sprawy'? No problem?

yep it does

browar-beer

ale pizdzi-it's cold in here

jarac fajki-to smoke ciggies

jarac szlugi - smoke ciggarettes

obalac browara-drink beer

pet, fajka, szlug - fag (a cigarette)
laska, lasencja - chick (a girl)
fajna dupa - a nice piece of ass (offensive of course)
cycki - tits
cycuszki - boobies

balony, zderzaki, bufory, melony- boobs
wacek, ptak, mały- d*ck
gówno prawda- bullsh*t
pies, gliniarz, glina- a police officer
w pudle , w budzie, za kratkami, w ciupie- in the prison
maryśka- marihuana
koka- cocaine
hera- heroine
bełt, szlug, skręt - a cigarrete or a drug consumed by smoking

In communism times in Poland police was wearing badges made of pine wood. The pine tree naturally grows on a clay (glina in polish). This is how the word gliniarz was born.

corection... badges were in a shape of a pine tree

ok. about all those polish letters. In polish keybord layout (in WIndows i.e):
L+Alt (together) = Ł
S+Alt= Ś
A+Alt=Ą
N+Alt=Ń

..and so on...

zbufać się - to get stoned
pała - policeman or penis (only if it's big)
trąbka - a trumpet but it means a beer in a small 0.33 ml bottle
pół basa - a pint of vodka
krata browaru - a 24 pack of beer

there's some more:

łycha - it means a large spoon but also a bottle of whiskey
trzepak, pocieracz - porn movie
puknąć - to knock, but it also means to masturbate
spawarka - a welding machine but also a lighter
kwadrat - a square but also a house, home

enjoy

P.S. I'm a bit too old to say that kind of words(33), so i'm not using it anymore - just remember them ...my silly teenage time

Małpka - 0,25 l bottle of wódka
Pieprzyć się, ruchać się, dupczyć się, rżnąć się - to have sex (offensive)
Dmuchać - about a man having sex with a woman (offensive)

Damn, I didn't even know that I've got a łycha in the cupboard

puknąć means also have sex with sb (usually about from a male point of wiev )

Jak Se Poscielisz Tak Sie Wyspisz
what does this mean?

As you make your bed, so you must lie on it

Dżojnty - cigarettes
paka - prison
ubzdryngolić się - to get (be) drunk
ziomek - dude
fagas - dude
nadawać - speak a lot
morda w kubeł - shut up
płyta ci się zacięła - repeat something all the time
sparing - fighting
;-)enjoy;-)

czaić bazę - to understand

Hi Guys,

How do i say:

"hello babe, you look wonderful" ?

thanks

Here's a couple versions:
"cześć piękna, bardzo ładnie wyglądasz"
"cześć ślicznotka, pięknie wyglądasz"

many thanks for your quick response :)

i find all of the slang terms funny... i stopped learning polish at 9 :)