Polish Swear Words

Another "kurwa" in action:




text:

eee Se kurwa polatalam juz.. No jak zwykle kurwa... ee nie wiem kurwa. no nie wiem tak jest kurwa zawsze zreszta zawsze no.. zawsze! czlowiek chce sobie polatac normalnie kurwa nie wiem, zeby cos tu fajnie bylo... nie no nie da sie po prostu kurwa zawsze cos zawsze cos zawsze kurwa cos... A Ci kurwa tez: siedzom patrzom... kurwa sie podoba to uuu brawo, brawo a jak przyjdzie co do czego kurwa to.... zaden nie powie nic kurwa i tak zawsze no eee... kurwa no...ehh

i would like to know what ohujalas ( the l has a slash through it) and jebajcie sie mean in english can anyone help me out?

should be "ochujalas" (spelling).
No direct equivalent I can think of. It means someone become equivalent of a dick, acquire properties of a dick. The word is used to say that someone lost their mind. Of course it is supremely rude but accpetable among friends depending on the context and intimacy (not nexessarilly sexual

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Another slang expression, meaning roughly fvck yourself, to hell with you, pi.ss off, leave me alone and such.

Is that past tense, second person, male? edit: or would that be -eś?
I always look forward to using some new (and unexpected) swear-words.

"ochujałaś"
2nd person, female, past

spot on .

My flatmate is currently listening to disco polo.
I might have to give this word a little bit of exercise in a few minutes.

Aye, you'll surely put this word into good use.

What about ocipiałeś? Is this an equivalent kind of word?

it very much is, althoug for some reason it sounds lighter.

Is ocipieś the correct way to do the present tense?
And (cue dramatic music) can you tell me the future?

Nope. the process of "ocipiec" can be predicted or observed only post facto, but not while it is under way. No present tense has ever been observed :)


future tense:

ocipieję
ocipiejesz
ocipieje

ocipiejemy
ocipiejecie
ocipieją

If only I could collate all the stuff in here that actually makes sense, the next time my flatmate asks for his 'kurwa dictionary', I'd have somthing much more appropriate to hand over. Yes the K-word drops in on many of his English sentences.

Any good ways of saying 'Please stop swearing!'?
(Especially if there's a handy place to drop the K-word in!)

Nie przeklinaj bo ci bozia jezyk upierdoli.

Honestly, I'm making some effort at learning język polski as well as język upierdoli.

Here you go:
Kurwa, przestań się tak chujowo wyrażać!

  
bad break-up

lmao:D
hehehehe....i totally forgot about those translations :D

ja pierdole, that video is rank, sorry, but thats like the worst example of polish swearin. red-neck style swearin... the more u stick to the basics when it comes to swearin the better it sounds. Peace

Some of my friends are always saying something that sounds like "jeboj ci pies". What does it mean?

Jebał cie pies means dog-fucked, not jeboj ci pies

Ok, thanks.

U r kurwa welcome, kurwa, hehehe. Just kidding. I leave Polish swearing to the Poles in the main although the occasional kurwa is therapeutic. Quite frankly, I don't feel the strength of their cuss words so better err on the side of caution and not use them too often

Better to understand a bit of bad language even if you're not going to use it yourself.
Imagine having a little bit of phrase-book Polish, going on holiday, asking for directions and hearing some kurwa and various words based around the root pierdol-. You might not know where to go. (Although you might guess that elsewhere to ask for directions could be the answer).

Hehehe, genius!! My Polish girlfriend regards me as more or less fluent in Polish so I usually know what I'm talking about but that doesn't change the fact that it's not my language. I like to be seen as a cunning-linguist, hehehe

im sorry my brain thought of another word here similar in sound!!!! ROFLMAO

Both are talented in their own way, hehehe

My grandmother was polish and my mom sometimes says words that she remembered but she doesnt know what they mean. Help me with this one, i'm gonna spell it pheoneticly, yanna ka hanna

any one who met polak , this polak teach him only KURWA :D

Every time I go to write something, I have a ban from the moderators in mind given how strong Polish swear words are so I will refer people to Gadu Gadu's Bluzgator for a comprehensive list that will need some translating that I'm not prepared to do. It's amusing tho