Polish Swear Words

Yes, exactly like fu_ck vs fuk

They also use: Co? Chujow sto! (What? A hundred of dicks!)

How do I say ‘beg *********;, I only ask because I told PGF the Welsh words for ‘you are my puppy now’ and it’s putting me off somewhat, so I thought if I really piss her off then she’ll marry me?

It doesn’t have to be ‘beg *********; anything that ensures she is so shocked that I m guaranteed a long walk is fine- what I need is a phonetic spelling of something so ridiculous and shocking that she doesn’t know if she’ll kill me or call the police [after she has killed me].

I know I have a sick sense of humour, but she’ is breaking my balls over my polish language [it is shite, I must be honest, after a year of trying it’s still dreadful].

I just need a Polish version of something out of a German porn film, but in stupidest that I can understand, or English that I can almost speak.

Of course it won’t be so funny in the morning, when I wake up dead.

Beg what? :)

Well I was hoping not to go into too much detail, so anything that sounds degrading to a Polish women while in the intimate will be fine- as long as I can pronounce it.

I can’t be her puppy [baby dog] all my life guys, just one moment of freedom is all I ask [and we both share the same humour so it’ll just be a laugh- I just need to know something that I shouldn’t from a CD and polite talking- welsh swearing isn’t very good, but PGF is better than me at it!]

what does this mean

jestecz fejna dziewcyna

"You're a cool girl"

Once my cousin accidently in his english class instead of "hour" said "whore".

...well... i'll say, that his teacher wasn't very glad about hearing this...

I have been taught the word dziwka for hoe? and kurwa meaning damn, shi.t or fu.ck? serious question, but I'm also just checking out the censor.

Thats funny

I learned a new one cant spell it in Polish though

Ty who you

what is a swan eater

Ya, I want to know too.

I'm not so sure if I want to know. My imagination is too big......

I know - but i don't like mysteries especially in that department

when my grandmother was really angry she'd say psia and what sounded like "Krida"

Hello: I like your picture and you seem to have alot to say.

"Psia Krew" means, and it doesn't make sense, means DOG'S BLOOD!!!!!!

BOO!!! Are you scared now????

My family likes to use dupa yosh (josz in Polish maybe) and goovno (guwno?).

Someone would ask another if they knew where a misplaced item was. The other person would say something like, Doopsa na poopsa na leva strona. Which was something like. In your arse On a shelf, on the left side. They had a great sense of humor.

Guys, are U bored, or U have nothing to do?

Your question is rather insulting.
How about you? Are you bored or have nothing to do, to ask such a question without commenting on the topic.

josz is " jesteś" and it means: "you're an a**"
gówno is "sh*t"

"My family likes to use dupa yosh (josz in Polish maybe) and goovno (guwno?)."

It is simply "dupa Jas". Dupa Jas is a dummy.

Yup. That's sounds better.

There's a slight difference (as thin as an ano-vaginal septum, but still) between "pierdzieć" (to fart), and "pierdolić" (to fu.ck).

how do you say "fuckin right I'm polish"??

If you want to tell this to an adult person and you are a male, you could say: "Tak do kurwy nedzy, jestem Polakiem".

I have managed some of the alphabet after 6 weeks of 2hour lessons at college once a week and some pronounication lmao but i am getting there.

How you doing now with the alphabet shelley?

People .You are so funny!!! I love my Polish "juicy" language.

haha, you're funny too. You must have a lot friends.
Did you see the "motylek" movie yet? It's floating around this forum somewhere. You will love that one!!!!! I was laughing sooooooooooooo hard!!!!!