Polish worker's excuse and a vacuum cleaner (UK)

Michal, thought for the day for you

Don't ever hold your farts in, because if you do it'll travel up your spine into your brain and that's where all your shi*ty ideas come from !!!!

Im sure that this guy isnt the first and wont be the last to get caught with his nob in a hoover....the words beggers and chosers comes to mind!

living in public toilets, eating swans and ******* vacum cleaners what are these crazy poles goin to do next

they are coming for you, we tracked you down through the Polish forums

our Polish brother ;-) we have special discussion for you :-)

http://www.polishforums.com/polish_vikings_relations-34_20259_0.html

at least Polish people werent trying to shag a BIKE Scottish man shagging a bike



there is a joke in Polish for you, michal. Kto wynalazł rower? Ruski u Niemca na strychu.

hhhhmmmm you see, there are some languages that look and sound so sexy, i'm yet to be convinced by polish, that just looks aggressive, goodness no's what it sounds like :)

Polish is sexy! lol. and that joke means: Who found/invented (in Polish found and invented is very simular) a bike? The russian in the germans attic.



there are websites offering special 'nozzles' for vacuum cleaners or electric toothbrushes to, err, relieve yourself with them, actually. i read an article about it in some ladies magazine ha ha.

you read some really disturbing but interesting stuff, lol, no wonder women are mad if they are reading magazines with that kind of content :)
hhhhmmmm i'm not sure how, all those k's, y's and w's :)

i must agree with you on that, these magazines are scary!



and Z's!

yeah i forgot those!!! totaly a big turn off those zzzzzzzzz's :)


the things women will read

everybody hates the z's, they say there is at least one z in every Polish sentence ha ha. or just in one word such as 'szepietuszczyć' lmao, all them zzzzzs!

"nikt nie chce ciebie kurwa ty gruba pojebana pierdolona prostytutka, uciekaj do alfonsa!"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
no there isn't haha :-)

not aimed at you Justysia, you are lovely ;)

ow how lovely, a touching moment, i'm wipping tears from my eyes as i type :) Just let me in on a secret, is it real love

Z's rock!

at least he f*cked it in his own country, we dont go to poland f**cking all your inanimate objects.

LOL

Heh

Whatever...there are weird people everywhere.

ha ha, so in your opinion its ok to shag bikes, vacuum cleaners or other things as long as you do it in your own country? well, feel free then, henry, your only lover, is waiting for ya!



when you go anywhere abroad, not just Poland, you f*ck literally everything and everyone. young British people give a bad reputation for UK when they go for stag parties or weekends away in Eastern Europe, its a fact.



aww thanku!



i dunno you tell me? :P

Do you think they would even come here if the pubs, clubs and women were not so accommodating to this behavior? I guess those flyers for ****** in every car window and on the sidewalks are for decoration? Poland has a huge vice industry and 'if you build it... they will come" Look at Prague...brothels are a HUGE business there.

Takes two to tango.

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where in Poland is that?

Warsaw......they are everywhere....

Not Wroclaw. That's for sure.

In poland

Never saw any flyers except from British people. In Poznan I see loud obnoxious people getting kicked to the street all the time.

I heard in Krakow they don't allow stag parties in some pubs.

Poly - Mashu - AAG (whatever you're calling yourself these days) If you don't have anything constructive to add...then don't at all.

If you live in Warsaw you cannot miss the flyers I am talking about...the brothel and strip club flyers. These are not from Brits they are from Polish businesses. They are stuck in every parked car window, parking meter and litter the ground because people toss them there after taking them off the cars.

I can believe in Warsaw, but I've never sen any int he other cities I've visited. I just know that most people don't like these parties in their city.