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Google: Polish women "easier" than English women - official!


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Joined: Jul 27, 11 ♂ 		Edited by: Sidliste_Chodov  Oct 31, 11, 20:30    #1
A completely tongue-in-cheek thread, definitely not intended to offend Polish women (I love 'em!), but it's funny what you can find on Google :)

As you can probably tell, I was trying to find out how much the easyBus to Gatwick Airport costs.

So I decided to search for something else "easy".

Does auto-complete lie? Or is google just an anti-Polish conspiracy?

LOL

Interestingly enough, doing the same search, but changing "Polish" to other nationalities, gives surprising results.

English women: none (!)

Chinese and Filipina women: one.

Zimbabwean, Austrian, Argentinian, Italian, Serbian and Lebanese: none.

But only Polish women get two :D


However, (and few PF readers will be surprised by this), but when you type "Easy Pakistani w ", you get "easy visa for pakistani which country" and nothing else!! lol
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At least you see some light.
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southern:
At least you see some light.


You really don't get it, do you? Just because foreigners keep searching for "easy Polish women" on Google, it doesn't mean that they are!
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Sidliste_Chodov:
Just because foreigners keep searching for "easy Polish women" on Google,


Then put the same search in polish and see the polish opinion.''Polki sa latwe.''
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Joined: Jul 27, 11 ♂ 		Edited by: Sidliste_Chodov  Oct 31, 11, 21:23    #5
southern:
Then put the same search in polish and see the polish opinion.


Yeah but that's just Polish men who still think that having a Wałęsa moustache is manly, but can't understand why it doesn't appeal to Polish women any more ;)

The women southern allegedly "dates" = easy.

The women I date = not easy.

Simples! :)
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Sidliste_Chodov:
The women southern allegedly "dates" = easy.

The women I date = not easy.


You are spot on.
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Joined: Dec 25, 07 ♂ 		 Oct 31, 11, 21:33    #7
Most Polish women are not easy at all. I don't buy into anything else. Sid was joking as we know. I would find it FAR easier to pull in England than here in Poland, and that's without the novelty factor of knowing English like I have here.
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Hahaha :)))))

Now, let's see.
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Cold, that one is new :)

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miserable :)))

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Some really short people are inhabiting this planet, they are all tall.

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Seanus:
I would find it FAR easier to pull in England than here in Poland,


Maybe it is because in Poland you are married.
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Joined: Dec 25, 07 ♂ 		 Oct 31, 11, 21:46    #10
Shhhh....she has spies ;)

Nah, the woman here tend just to want to gibber away without much more.
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Seanus:
Nah, the woman here tend just to want to gibber away without much more.


I know why you write it.

Seanus:
Shhhh....she has spies ;)
NatasaThreads: 7
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I will not do anymore this hard work trying to entertain you.
From now on, I will be just concise, precise and deadly serious .

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Joined: Dec 25, 07 ♂ 		 Oct 31, 11, 21:53    #13
Ah, southern, you read it well :) :) Are Polish women easier than Greek women in general, southern? I heard Greek ladies are fans of anal. Any truth in that?
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Seanus:
Most Polish women are not easy at all. I don't buy into anything else. Sid was joking as we know.


southern only goes with tirówki anyway ;)

Natasa:
Now, let's see.


hahahaha!!! Brilliant :D
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Seanus:
I heard Greek ladies are fans of anal.


Those rumors were scaring the local boys when we were teenagers preparing for summer vacation.
One returned, his lips were sealed.

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Seanus:
I heard Greek ladies are fans of anal. Any truth in that?


We call it the ottoman way.It is an old practice to keep virginity intact in fact rather widespread in southern Italy and Turkey where that counts.

Seanus:
re Polish women easier than Greek women in general, southern?


Since I am into Polki you can imagine the answer.Polki are in general more free you feel more lively with them.Grecjanki always pose.
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Natasa:
One returned, his lips were sealed.


By sutures?
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southern:
By sutures?


dark kisses I suppose, he was evasive about sex themes, he spent there 3 months and dated local girls and foreigners.

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Natasa:
he spent there 3 months and dated local girls and foreigners.


A serbian guy for sure leaves his traces.What kind of foreigners did he date?For sure if Serbia joins the EU Anglicanki will find a new heaven.
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southern:
What kind of foreigners did he date?


One Dutch girl I think he mentioned. he is one of those 30 % that can't resist voluminosity.

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Natasa:
One Dutch girl I think he mentioned.


Maybe he likes milk.
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Polish are not the easiest ones though.In this video we see Ukrainki hitting on a polish truck driver.
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For some reason google reacts with Ukrainian and Icelandic females on the superlative easiest.

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Natasa:
and Icelandic females


Who searches for icelandic?Though some say when a foreigner comes there they keep him refrigerated to taste him all the season.
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southern:
Who searches for icelandic?


I have no clue. Perhaps old or depressed people?

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