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HAS ANYONE HAD SEX IN A MALUCH (is it possible)...?


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 Feb 24, 08, 12:39    #1
Just wondered if it was possible.......it is in a Mini..........which is not so different in size....

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Edited by: Filios1  Feb 24, 08, 13:00    #2
Nope, sorry. I've made out in one, and that was very cramped as it is.. I did however, see a Fiat Cincento parked along the side of the highway in a truck stop from Czestechowa-Warsaw, and there seemed to be some "ruchanie" going on inside. My cousin promptly flashed his high beam lights into the car and scared the poor sucker away :)
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 Feb 24, 08, 13:33    #3
I have never known anybody to have sex in a Maluch but I do know of somebody dying in one. Many years ago, my wife's first boyfriend lost his head in one! It was winter time in Radomsko and he was going somewhere one night. He offered her a lift to go too but she refused. The best thing she ever did. On the way, in the snow and ice, his Maluch spun round and went in to the path of a lorry and it chopped his head off! Sometimes it makes me wonder, where all of our lives would have gone otherwise. One little mistake, a second earlier or one second later...it is all fate, I suppose.
Tommy  Feb 24, 08, 13:33    #4
To have sex in Maluch (Baby Fiat car), one needs to strip the car off its headlights, to be able to stretch the legs.
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 Feb 24, 08, 13:34    #5
Michal wrote:
to the path of a lorry and it chopped his head off!


Thats not nice, speaking of someones death like that.
RIP
Tommy  Feb 24, 08, 13:35    #6
Michal wrote:

I have never known anybody to have sex in a Maluch but I do know of somebody dying in one. Many years ago, my wife's first boyfriend lost his head in one! It was winter time in Radomsko and he was going somewhere one night. He offered her a lift to go too but she refused. The best thing she ever did. On the way, in the snow and ice, his Maluch spun round and went in to the path of a lorry and it chopped his head off! Sometimes it makes me wonder, where all of our lives would have gone otherwise. One little mistake, a second earlier or one second later...it is all fate, I suppose.



Michał, having sex in Maluch and dying in it are really very comparable activities. Great.
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 Feb 24, 08, 13:36    #7
Filios1 wrote:
Thats not nice, speaking of someones death like that.

No, but it is true. This is a long time ago now-mid 1980's. I never knew him but again, it happens all the time all over the World.
Tommy  Feb 24, 08, 13:41    #8
Michal wrote:
No, but it is true. This is a long time ago now-mid 1980's. I never knew him but again, it happens all the time all over the World.



Hmm, someone mentions sex and you answer with death. Quite bizarre.
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 Feb 24, 08, 13:42    #9
It is the only real experience that I have had with a Maluch.
Tommy  Feb 24, 08, 13:47    #10
Michal wrote:
It is the only real experience that I have had with a Maluch.



Oh, I see. OK.

Well, I used to drive maluch in 80s and early 90s. I even transported a cooker and a fridge in it when I was furnishing my flat.
After taking out a front passenger seat, I carried 6 people inside: 3 at the back, 3 on my right, on the floor.
That was crazy but I was a Polish student then.
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 Feb 24, 08, 13:49    #11
Tommy wrote:
Hmm, someone mentions sex and you answer with death. Quite bizarre.


La petite mort :)
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Edited by: osiol  Feb 24, 08, 13:50    #12
That's why I won't learn French!
The other reason being the 2CV - bigger but uglier!
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 Feb 24, 08, 14:26    #13
Tommy wrote:
needs to strip the car off its headlights, to be able to stretch the legs.


I SEE.........so thats what was going on when i saw two feet sticking out where the lights should be.........????
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 Feb 24, 08, 14:29    #14
Like driving in a maluch wasnt bad enough. They are called 'coffins on wheels' for a reason, too ha ha.
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 Feb 24, 08, 14:35    #15
I did hear of an accident between a motorcycle and a Maluch.....the Biker survived....the Maluch driver didn,t. eeek...
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 Feb 24, 08, 14:36    #16
JustysiaS wrote:
They are called 'coffins on wheels' for a reason, too ha ha.


<-- My favorite : )


Shawn_H  Feb 24, 08, 15:09    #17
wildrover wrote:
HAS ANYONE HAD SEX IN A MALUCH...????????

No.
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 Feb 24, 08, 17:01    #18
Mind you, my wife did not miss him for long. I once asked her, "czy on był miły" to which she replied with that standard Polish expression of indifference, "ja wiem". You can not blame her I suppose, after all, he was polish! My wife has too good a taste.
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 Oct 30, 09, 04:05    #19
I guess i am going to have to do some research on this one...seems nobody is going to admit to any hanky panky in a Muluch...
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 Oct 30, 09, 04:13    #20
wildrover:
I guess i am going to have to do some research on this one...seems nobody is going to admit to any hanky panky in a Muluch...

Oh, well ... to say ... ummm ... well ... but that was so long ago!

;)
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 Oct 30, 09, 04:28    #21
If I did I would consider it a highly acrobatic and now historic event. I'd probably would be bragging about it now...hehehehe.
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 Oct 30, 09, 04:37    #22
Bzibzioh:
but that was so long ago!

AHA....at last a confession....I knew that somebody had to have done it..i mean , the Maluch was a very popular car at one time in Poland....I would guess that as well as being athletic you would have to be of a small stature...I wonder how may Polish people were concieved in a Maluch...?
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 Feb 19, 10, 00:50    #23
As part of my research into Polish life i have now taken possesion of a Polish Maluch....now all i need is my Russian lady to be game for a laugh...?
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 Feb 19, 10, 01:00    #24
Its allegedly possible in an Mx5 with the hard top on so i'm guessing a maluch would be easy :)
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 Feb 19, 10, 01:19    #25
dnz:
so i'm guessing a maluch would be easy

Well one female forum member has confessed to in car entertainment in a Maluch....i bet hundreds of people have done it....At one time it was about the only car widely available in Poland...
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 Feb 19, 10, 01:23    #26
I was once at a concert where they drove a Maluch onto the stage and then gave it to the couple which demonstrated the best sex position to use in a Maluch. Can't remember any of the positions though.
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 Feb 19, 10, 01:26    #27
Feet out through the headlights , and your ass out of the sunroof would be a good one...shame you did not get a video of the position demo....i will have to do some work on this one...!
matteroftaste  Feb 19, 10, 02:23    #28
wildrover:
(is it possible)...?

I guess BJ might be possible, lol
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 Feb 19, 10, 03:28    #29
matteroftaste:
I guess BJ might be possible, lol

I can assure you that much more is possible. Depends how highly motivated you are ;)
matteroftaste  Feb 19, 10, 03:31    #30
Bzibzioh:
I can assure you that much more is possible. Depends how highly motivated you are ;)

and if both windows are open or not, right? lol


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