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ZIMMYThreads: 10
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Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂ 		 Nov 5, 09, 14:02    #1
http://roissy.wordpress.com/the-sixteen-commandments-of-poon/

Any questions?
nomaderolThreads: 7
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Joined: Oct 18, 09 ♂ 		Edited by: nomaderol  Nov 5, 09, 15:27    #2
I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first
II. Make her jealous
III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority
IV. Don’t play by her rules
V. Adhere to the golden ratio (Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you)
VI. Keep her guessing
VII. Always keep two in the kitty
VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary
IX. Connect with her emotions
X. Ignore her beauty
XI. Be irrationally self-confident
XII. Maximize your strengths, minimize your weaknesses
.
.
.

i knew all these. havent done any, even done opposites. thinking that she already knew all these and she is smart enough not to believe all these nonsense things. idiots are those who are intelligent, but, they use their intelligency to copy rules of stupid people to their minds and live accordingly.

i have a very simple one rule. do i need to say? ok. never say the truth. even if it is money only.
beckskiThreads: 19
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ZIMMY:
How to Make (Polish?) Women happy?

By keeping quiet for a change. Try refraining from making dumb comments about women in general. In other words, some guys need to just sit there & look pretty.

A sincere thanks PF, for putting up with me FIVE terrific years, muah!
ZIMMYThreads: 10
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Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂ 		 Nov 5, 09, 15:45    #4
beckski:
By keeping quiet for a change.

Are you so spoiled that you cannot tolerate opinions from others?
beckski:
ry refraining from making dumb comments about women in general.

I don't agree with all the premises that are in the article but some are valid.
beckski:
some guys need to just sit there & look pretty.

Now if a man said that to a feminist woman she would call him a sexist. I enjoy the way my links and comments bring out the many double-standards that women employ. You 'girls' just can't help it.......
PolsonThreads: 15
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Joined: May 9, 07 ♂ 		 Nov 5, 09, 15:58    #5
I like these commandments, i had fun reading them all ;)
Now we need more women feedback.
beckskiThreads: 19
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Joined: May 15, 07  Pictures: 3  Gold Member MEMBER ♀ 		 Nov 5, 09, 16:00    #6
ZIMMY:
Are you so spoiled that you cannot tolerate opinions from others?

I'm not spoiled at all. However, negative comments are what some people happen to be mainly about. It's gives them the ultimate pleasure to insult others, for no apparent reason.

A sincere thanks PF, for putting up with me FIVE terrific years, muah!
ZIMMYThreads: 10
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Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂ 		 Nov 5, 09, 16:16    #7
beckski:
negative comments are what some people happen to be mainly about.

You mean like this one?

"I feel that 'man-hating' is an honorable and viable political act, that the oppressed have a right to class-hatred against the class that is oppressing them." -- Robin Morgan, Ms. Magazine Editor


Would you agree that the "negative comments" from the editor of "MS Magazine" qualifies as hate speech?

beckski:
It gives them the ultimate pleasure to insult others,

See above.
nomaderolThreads: 7
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Joined: Oct 18, 09 ♂ 		 Nov 5, 09, 21:34    #8
How to Make (Polish?) Women happy?

let her put you down (but, don't let her to understand this. let her think she did this.)

done that. she happily left me.
SokratesThreads: 19
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Joined: Jan 19, 09 ♂ [Suspended] 		 Nov 5, 09, 22:54    #9
ZIMMY:
How to Make (Polish?) Women happy?

If you have to ask at 20 yrs + my advice is pay for a safe hooker and have her teach you.

Btw, thats some suprisingly good stuff you came up with.
beckski:
I'm not spoiled at all.

You're 35+ at that age some of you tend to smarten up:)

Ps. this:

**** her like it’s your last ****. And hers. **** her so good, so hard, so wantonly, so profligately that she is left a quivering, sparking mass of shaking flesh and sex fluids.

Is just awesome, i love the link.
ZIMMYThreads: 10
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Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂ 		 Nov 5, 09, 23:40    #10
Sokrates:
ZIMMY:
How to Make (Polish?) Women happy?

That quote is not from me.

Sokrates:
i love the link.

Thank you; I'm just doing my small part for humanity.
ArienThreads: 6
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Joined: Oct 20, 08 ♂ 		 Nov 5, 09, 23:52    #11
ZIMMY:
How to Make (Polish?) Women happy?

Just be yourself, and if that's not good enough, then nothing you ever do for her will ever be good enough. (For yourself, or for her.)

If being you doesn't make her happy, you're with the wrong woman. Simple. I've had fun reading all those things, but I also happen to know there are many different women, and many different approaches..

;)

So guys, don't think that one golden rule applies to all women out there, that would be wishful thinking!
ZIMMYThreads: 10
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Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂ 		 Nov 5, 09, 23:56    #12
Arien:
guys, don't think that one golden rule applies to all women out there, that would be wishful thinking!

The possible exception is this; the golden rule of "THE FAT WALLET" seems to work 99 percent of the time. To a lot of women that's the only foreplay they need.
ArienThreads: 6
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Joined: Oct 20, 08 ♂ 		 Nov 6, 09, 00:37    #13
ZIMMY:
The possible exception is this; the golden rule of "THE FAT WALLET" seems to work 99 percent of the time.

I only have to look around me to know that this is also false information. I'm sure you can see reason, and I'm sure you can agree with me that the majority of men have an average salary, live in average houses, and drive average cars..

Simple question: Are all these men single?

;)
nomaderolThreads: 7
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Joined: Oct 18, 09 ♂ 		Edited by: nomaderol  Nov 6, 09, 00:45    #14
ZIMMY:
the golden rule of "THE FAT WALLET" seems to work 99 percent of the time

as it has to be... and, this percentage is valid for both genders.

since topic is about how to make women happy i can say this to women:
"just wait. fat wallet will have to make some sports to lose the weight till legs appear and walk to you." this will make you happier.
ZIMMYThreads: 10
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Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂ 		 Nov 6, 09, 01:05    #15
Arien:
this is also false information

The "FAT WALLET" golden rule is just that; something women, given the choice, would strive for and indeed prefer. Most settle for the semi-fat wallet, or even just a man with a wallet.

If two men were exactly equal in personality, looks, intelligence and everything else except one has the "FAT WALLET" while the other does not, you would see how that golden rule works if a woman had to choose one.
nomaderolThreads: 7
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Joined: Oct 18, 09 ♂ 		Edited by: nomaderol  Nov 6, 09, 01:19    #16
nope. fat wallet dominates all personality, looks, intelligence, etc etc. actually it is not the woman who is chooser, it's the fat wallet, that's a magnet. women are attracted and fat wallet chooses. only way to make fat wallet walk to you is changing poles, as i adviced above.
ArienThreads: 6
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Joined: Oct 20, 08 ♂ 		 Nov 6, 09, 01:22    #17
ZIMMY:
If two men were exactly equal in personality, looks, intelligence and everything else except one has the "FAT WALLET" while the other does not, you would see how that golden rule works if a woman had to choose one.

I could see no flaws in their reasoning if this would be the case? But in reality, no two men are the same, and the same goes for women..

Just imagine a world without money, who of those two men would she choose? I bet it's going to be the one who makes her laugh..

;)

ZIMMY:
The "FAT WALLET" golden rule is just that; something women, given the choice, would strive for and indeed prefer.

Just like any man would like to earn more, and work less..

:)
sadieannThreads: 4
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Joined: Apr 28, 09 ♀ 		 Nov 6, 09, 01:29    #18
Men with true fat wallets are humble and wouldn't attract gold diggers. If you do flash it, that type of woman will be a magnet.
nomaderolThreads: 7
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Joined: Oct 18, 09 ♂ 		 Nov 6, 09, 01:58    #19
Arien:
Just imagine a world without money, who of those two men would she choose? I bet it's going to be the one who makes her laugh..

haha. imaginery worlds without money are laughable. moneyless life monkey life. it was hard to laugh anyway. be real. money real. whats not real is fat wallet's invisible legs. it's woman's work to make the legs visible.

sadieann:
Men with true fat wallets are humble and wouldn't attract gold diggers. If you do flash it, that type of woman will be a magnet.

ok. if true, not fat then. if fat, not humble then. there is no such a thing true and fat. loose weight.
ArienThreads: 6
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Joined: Oct 20, 08 ♂ 		 Nov 6, 09, 02:04    #20
nomaderol:
haha. imaginery worlds without money are laughable. moneyless life monkey life. it was hard to laugh anyway. be real.

Oh, I'm real. His hypothetical situation wasn't exactly what I would call realistic either. So that's why I gave him another hypothetical question.

;)

nomaderol:
nope. fat wallet dominates all personality, looks, intelligence, etc etc. actually it is not the woman who is chooser, it's the fat wallet, that's a magnet. women are attracted and fat wallet chooses. only way to make fat wallet walk to you is changing poles, as i adviced above.

Oh really? And how do you know that? Can you read every woman's mind? How many girlfriends did you say you've had again?

;)
beckskiThreads: 19
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Joined: May 15, 07  Pictures: 3  Gold Member MEMBER ♀ 		Edited by: beckski  Nov 6, 09, 02:04    #21
Arien:
I'm sure you can agree with me that the majority of men have an average salary, live in average houses, and drive average cars..

Simple question: Are all these men single?

True, the majority of people today, tend to marry a person within their own economic social class.

A sincere thanks PF, for putting up with me FIVE terrific years, muah!
ArienThreads: 6
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Joined: Oct 20, 08 ♂ 		 Nov 6, 09, 02:20    #22
beckski:
True, the majority of people today, tend to marry a person within their own economic social class.

I think it's nonsense anyway. I think you should go for someone you like, regardless of what social status he or she has.. I think some girls should keep in mind that it's perfectly normal these days to study at a later age?

;)
nomaderolThreads: 7
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Joined: Oct 18, 09 ♂ 		Edited by: nomaderol  Nov 6, 09, 03:07    #23
Arien:
Oh really? And how do you know that? Can you read every woman's mind? How many girlfriends did you say you've had again?

no, no experienced at all. just seeing people in a marsh and i learning from their mistakes. i just learnt now that you couldn't read beckski's open mind, i.e. her words that was about "social...", promotion was already being done. lets see what you replied:

Arien:
I think it's nonsense anyway. I think you should go for someone you like, regardless of what social status he or she has..

you said "nonsense" while actually you both said same. you couldn't even read her open mind. experienced? eh.

to be able to highlight "like", you should "really" be able to "disregard" the big social economical status differences first. and, it's impossible to do that at present reality, that's a marsh.
ZIMMYThreads: 10
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Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂ 		 Nov 6, 09, 03:39    #24
The majority of men marry within their own social strata or marry women who are socially beneath them. The majority of women marry within their own social strata or marry men who are socially/economically above them (hypergamy).
ZIMMYThreads: 10
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Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂ 		Edited by: ZIMMY  Nov 6, 09, 04:05    #25
Just for laughs .....and/or discussion. These comments are not mine but quotes.

"No woman ever found a rich man ugly."

"Men dislike women who don't understand them, and women dislike men who do."

"Men commit actions; women commit gestures."

"Men work; women shop."

"A man has only one aim in life. A woman has three, all contradictory."

"Men are not troubled to hear a man dispraised, because they know, though he be naught, there's worth in others; but women are mightily troubled to hear any of them spoken against, as if the sex itself were guilty of some unworthiness."

"Women sometimes forgive a man who presses an opportunity, but never a man who misses one."

"Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men."

"Woman: a biped with two hands, two feet, two breasts, two eyes and two faces."

"Every woman is a committee."

"I will not say that women have no character, rather, they have a new one every day."

"A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings."
EurolaThreads: 6
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Joined: Dec 2, 06 ♀ 		 Nov 6, 09, 04:24    #26
Share the darn housework. If I cook and clean the house, you better fix the faucet and know how to build a deck, but if you don't know how to do it, then you better make enough money to pay somebody also to do it. Just a couple of small examples :)
selenaThreads: -
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Joined: Oct 11, 09 ♀ 		 Nov 6, 09, 05:19    #27
I have been learning (and somtimes giggling) from the posts here but this is a bit over the top. I am not attracted to men who do not act like men but I cannot even imagine being attracted to a man who would try to be a man by adopting a stupid set of facile behaviours which, aside from most likely being completely self-defeating, cause self-doubt in women who admire and adore real men.

I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first
Why, really (and yes I read the link) would you not? You would risk losing a woman you are in fact love to your made-up ego?

II. Make her jealous
I think real women do not mind that other women are attracted to her man or that he sometimes looks at and appreciates the beauty of other women (there are many, many beautiful women in the world) but jealousy is one of the most petty emotions, what says that about you if you are actually cultivating it?

III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority
If I were a feminist B I would respond to this by saying that unlike women who can successfully address multiple and changing priorities men are only capable of addressing a single one.

IV. Don’t play by her rules
I can agree with this. I try not to be prickly but I can be and I know that I could not be in a relationship in which I did not respect the man and part of what builds that respect is a man who will not compromise on the things that really matter.

V. Adhere to the golden ratio (Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you)
This I do not agree with at all. Everything we give you is already more like 5/2. And we do it out of love and generosity and a smitten desire to please, I do not know women who keep score of these things, at least not any women that have a man receptive to their efforts.

VI. Keep her guessing
Guessing if she made a huge mistake? If you are not the man you presented yourself to be?

VII. Always keep two in the kitty
Does not deserve to be dignified by an answer.

VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary
Two "sorries" for an entire relationship?? How long do your relationships last? We're all human, we all F* up. Sometimes there are outside consequences, sometimes there should be consequences between the man and the woman but for all the possible stupid things we can all do, many times without meaning any harm, just two?

IX. Connect with her emotions
And if you followed these rules, you would know to do that how?

X. Ignore her beauty
I am somewhat sure Dante would have reserved a special circle of hell for this if he'd imagined anyone would ever suggest it. Perhaps you should avoid artifice or persons with hidden agendas or just address your own insecurities, but to "ignore beauty" in a world that's not always easy to navigate or even look at, why would you do that?

XI. Be irrationally self-confident
This I can agree with, until one day you utter the phrase "hold my beer and watch this sh**"

XII. Maximize your strengths, minimize your weaknesses
This I also agree with, except that in a relationship I think it would be good sometimes to be honest and admit that you just are not the best half of the relationship to do a certain thing. I think that is part of why we want to have solid relationships, so we can each shine at what we do best and benefit as well from what the person we commit to can do better.
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Joined: Oct 11, 09 ♀ 		Edited by: selena  Nov 6, 09, 05:44    #28
Responding to Zimmy on women and men "marrying up" "marrying down" If this were true would we not all be all on the same level by now? or at least we could expect to be in the next generation?
Patrycja19Threads: 79
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Joined: Oct 31, 06  Pictures: 1 ♀ 		 Nov 6, 09, 08:11    #29
Arien:
Just be yourself,

yep, agree, you dont need 10 sentences/paragraphs to tell you how to be.
southernThreads: 116
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Joined: May 17, 07 ♂ 		 Nov 6, 09, 08:43    #30
ZIMMY:
How to Make (Polish?) Women happy?

Provide long foot massage and cunnilingus.

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