Sausage says "hello!" from the UK

Hi Everybody,

I am a 42 year old male from Brighton.

I am on this site because about 6 weeks ago i met a wonderful Polish girl (using the traditional going out and getting drunk methodology). After a whirldwind romance she has moved back to Poland to finish her studies, leaving me on my lonesome in the UK.

In about 6 months time i am seriously considering moving to Poland. A lot of people says it's a beautiful country, others say life is hard there. I plan to keep a base in the UK (for holidays!) and continue doing IT work for UK companies via the internet.

Welcome to the forum.
Any particular kind of sausage,
or should I not ask?

i am always tempted to say "foot long" but, alas, that would be a lie

Daaamn, if they keep paying you UKean salary in Poland, you'll live like an oligarch ! And our government has just recently started an oligarch-hunt, so beware (:

welcome to forums



yes it is. with no electricity, very little animals to hunt for, endless winter and you need to carry water from the river if you want to make your tea at 5 o'clock. Be on the look out for the polar bears.

Tongue firmly in cheek eh ronek??

I look forward to that! Now that i know what one is. The lack of electricity does worry me.

Yes I think it is. Had few beers, am well relaxed and have this overwhelming feeling of finease and potence so why not use it on forums;)

Electricity can be quite useful in IT.
You don't get much rubbing a comb on a woollen jumper.


Delusions of grandeur?

I'm not sure what it is that you're talking about;)
but I'm not delusional yet, no:)

would anyone be offended if i started a topic entitled "if poland is so fecking good why are you lot all coming over here!!"

There are already enough of these topics going on all the time.


I had delusions of grandeur, potency, finesse, wit and charm last night.
Much drink had been taken.

by the way, i used to be called "porkchop"....

but nobody took me seriously

And I used to be a goat.

Prior to that you were a kid, presumably

i thought that putting "sausage" in the title would get more female interest.

they are probably all out getting drinks bought for them...

In a black market you can buy a cycle frame with a dynamo. But be sure to bring over plenty of your £££ with you (:

You'd have been better off being some sort of animal that's still alive.

i think i will stick with "sausage" despite it's fatty meat product associations, i can't go to the trouble of getting my business cards reprinted again

Love it!

lol :) (so it's better than revolving and flashy-coloured 'welcome' signs? ;p)

*hides from Admin in case I'm not strictly allowed to use the logo...(??)*

Welcome to PF Sausage

That would be mighty ermm... original. NOT :)

Welcome to PF and have a good time. :)

Welcome to PF :)

Hello and welcome....

With a name like sasuage I had to say hello!!

Giddy up!! :-)

Sofi that is perfect!! Good job girl!! :-)

thanks everyone, i feel more "loved" than i was feeling yesterday!

Why did you not feel loved yesterday?

Welcome sausage. Have fun and stay away from bratwurst. If you read some threads, you may know what I mean... :)

that wasn't strictly true, i am being loved from afar (girlfriend in Poland right now). now that i have had so many warm welcomes i feeling generally more loved.