Sexual Phrases in Polish

oooh, oooooh ooooooooh aaarrrgh.

ha ha. oł jesssss!!

NOT NICE

Blèh, Kefir => like cooked Buttermilk, tastes like vomit...I absolutely hated it as a kid...Too bad, my dad loves it, so unfortunately we got plenty of it, and even worse sometimes: he added little pieces of baked bacon to it...Vomit with little pieces of "consumed before"-food...:(

M-G (traumatized)

thanks for sharing M-G, it was a vere personal story. I still love KEFIR nevertheless;).

You're welcome :) Always willing to share personal youth-memoires with others :)

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And as for the translation of "I'm cumming": "Oh yeah, babe, oh yeah, OH YEAH"

M-G

;D

Dochodzę. / Spuszczam się. - make your choice ;)

How do i say

im looking forward to having kinky sex with you

im not wearing any underwear

heh heh x

nie mogę się doczekać na namiętny seks z Tobą (i changed kinky to passionate if you dont mind, kinky sex sounds funny in Polish IMHO lol. if you insist, it would be zboczony seks)



nie mam na sobie majteczek (if you're a girl. are you? not sure what would be a good way for a bloke to say they arent wearing any underwear. its funny enough when a bloke says it in english lol)

LOL

Better than saying I'm wearing thermal underwear because it's cold out and I'm a wimp -not that I would do that personally.

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You mean there's no simple two-word translation for 'going ccmmando'?

well yeah it's 'bez majtek' (no knickers) or 'nie mam majtek' (i have no knickers). its somehow not very sexy when a man says that, or is it just me thinking that? ;)

lol i keep those in mind :)


can't wait to wheel that one out, but my goodness i can see myself struggling with pronounciation :)


not for me i prefer, i'm going commando, lol

anyway what about this one??

pants off, face down ass up come on :) i can't wait to have that in my polish arsenal!!!!!!!

majtki zrzuć, twarz w dół, dupa do góry, jedziemy

that is so charming!

also i thought you might like zwierzęcy seks (animal-like sex)

lol

lol lol lol, you don't know how much fun i'm going to have trying to say that!!!! However i think its a saying for a girl who first understands my humour and secondly a girl i've been with for a while, i'll have to keep it in the locker incase i get a serious polka girlfriend :)


I know so classy isn't it, not :) i was just so so so curious as to what it would be, i couldn't resist asking.


that could consist of a lot of things

As nobody came with the right translation, I will help ;)
I want to eat you out - would be Chcę Cię wylizać I think ;)
Or if you want to say that in a really nice way, you could just say: chcę Cię popieścić ustami.
And the first one is correct when it's being said to a girl, the second one can be for either girl or boy.

no that is quality, i've added that to my arsenal, some of these are going to sound so funny when i get the way of saying it correct, man i'm going to end up with either a dirty polsh girlfriend or a red face, lol :):):):)

It's more like: "I want to lick you out"

But isn't it meaning the same thing? ;)

Krysia is of a different generation i think, lol, sexual description has moved on since then:)

I wish you the very best ;) And I hope that your gf will be more than happy with your actions ;)

believe me my actions are much better than any words i could ever utter :)

I have found that even if you don't know the words, you can hum along, and that works too.

yeah thats an effective way of making up for the fact that you don't know the words, but if your girl can suck a golf ball through a garden hose then who cares about the words :) lol

Fajna dupa ......... groooooooooooooooooowllllllllllllllllllll

dosen't that mean great ass or something???

Yes it does, "nice ass" or "great ass". But often it's used for describing a hot woman, not a very nice way to say it ;)

Ta, dupa can often mean 'yeah, riiiiiiiight'. Pants off, face down and ass up, that was one of the funniest things I've read on the forum, did Osioł help u with this? I sense his hand in it

just one question: do you guys use polish words while you have sex??? omg that would be so funny haha. If I was this girl and heard something like "dochodzę" out of nowhere... would die cos of laugh! LOL