Sexual Phrases in Polish

thanks jova

Ha...stranger than you think..!!!!!!!

How do u say "Honey ur are soo tight I can't park my 4X4 and have any room for my hose"!!

Say this: Ja lubie ty chipa , it means i think ur so sexy

How do you pronounce this, I'm new here and just learning...lol ;o)

no, it doesn't...

thanks polishgirl.... does what was written mean anything then and how would I say I think you're sexy ??..

(myśle, że) jesteś sexowna...

Seksowna

Reading that while looking at your avatar makes me feel kinda odd ....

After a few drinks even sheep start looking good :))

what are the dirty phrases a woman can use on a man?

podaj mi lupe, bo nie moge znalezc twojego chuja

applies mostly to Polish men :)

i see you experienced many Polish chujs being exposed to you then

ha ha...

correct, Krakow is well known as 'Flasher central' :P

hmm see cos i heard Krakow is known for naked British stag parties members running around the streets in daylight. maybe it's their little chuje that you've been so cruelly exposed to ;)

w-e-l-l, it all began in the actor's bar, across the market square from Kosciół Mariacki way back in the 80's, and there was this...........

Hey, get outa here you...;)

translate into english please

give me magnifying glass cuz I can't find your dick.

podaj mi lupe, bo nie moge znalezc twojego chuja

what does that mean

Look up...

Hi...I really need some help with translating some Polish conversation i have saved, can anyone help me out and translate it for me?

Thanks in advance!

K

why ?

That's a good question.

If you can't speak or read Polish why have you got saved Polish conversation? This always makes me suspicious...

probably cos it's someone elses conversation

Geez. Not someone else suspecting someone else of cheating on them?

No doubt. :)



Let's hope not. Perhaps the poor person just had a conversation in native Polish with another Polish person. Now their conversation is going to be subjected to scrutiny here.

People are so suspicious these days...

hi. i am trying to find out how to say a few things in polish.
can you tell me how to say..
i want to put my dick inside you..
i want you to suck on my cock..
i want to lick your pussy..
i want to feel your breasts in my hands..
i want to feel your nipples..

thanks, i hope this is not too rude.

I'm going to say some of these to my mate just to see what he says. In fact...maybe an e-mail just to scare him :) ehehehe.

hehehehe....enjoy... ;)