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COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES


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Polonius3Threads: 1,005
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Joined: Apr 11, 08 ♂ 		 Aug 30, 08, 10:32    #1
When someone would come up to the late US Sen. Edmund Muskie (Marciszewski) and say: "Hey senator, have you heard the latest Polish joke?" He sould shoot back: "See that brown spot on the tip of my shoe? That's from kicking the arseholes of idiots who tell me Polish jokes!"

Another retort: Why are Polish jokes so short? So the idiots that tell them can remember them.

You can also reply with a quip against the joke-teller's nationality: What do you get when you cross a......... (Swede, Russian, Englishman, German, Italian, Jew, Negro, Hungarian, Frenchmen, etc.) wtih an ape? -- A retarded ape!

And finally: How many Poles does it take to change the world: THREE -- an electrician from Gdańsk, a cardinal from Kraków and a political scientist from the US (Brzeziński).
BubbaWooThreads: 46
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Joined: Sep 26, 06 ♂ 		 Aug 30, 08, 10:37    #2
Polonius3:
You can also reply with a quip against the joke-teller's nationality


ROFL

thats polish logic for you!
SwiteziankaThreads: -
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Joined: Jun 17, 08 ♀ 		 Sep 3, 08, 17:47    #3
Why combat "Polack" jokes? These are just jokes.
z_dariusThreads: 22
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Joined: Oct 18, 07 ♂ 		 Sep 3, 08, 20:40    #4
BubbaWoo:


thats polish logic for you!

as if polish jokes were a sign of logic :)
polishgirltx  Sep 3, 08, 20:46    #5
z_darius:

as if polish jokes were a sign of logic :)

Polonius3:

Why are Polish jokes so short? So the idiots that tell them can remember them.

i agree with switezianka... guys here try to dig deeper into nothing, and women just wanna get a laugh...?
;)
beenerschnitzelThreads: -
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Joined: Oct 4, 08 ♀ 		Edited by: beenerschnitzel  Oct 4, 08, 21:47    #6
You forgot Curie

quote=Switezianka]
Why combat "Polack" jokes? These are just jokes.[/quote]

No they are not. Some people in the US actually believe the negative stereotypes. My gran and mom got crap for being polish. My grandfather did not go to my parents' wedding because she was a pollack and catholic. OK???? I am the 1st generation who has not gotten outright crap for being polish. However, I did meet an educated female , mind you drunk , who told me i could not be polish because they are scum of the earth. Everyone sat there in horror not quite knowing what to say. My friend kept mouthing be the bigger person... she was too drunk to fight anyway.....

And of course you get the polish jokes but you don't see signs like my grandma did no polish allowed or hired - that's how it was in the old days over here.

Now I have found my relatives in Poland- they are all professionals and highly educated. Poland has a higher literacy rate than the USA. Sticks and stones.....
matryoshkaThreads: 5
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Joined: Sep 25, 08 ♀ 		 Oct 4, 08, 23:19    #7
I LOVE that last retort (initial post)... Genius! (Yes, Polish wit IS genius!! And ingenius!)
LondonChickThreads: 43
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Joined: Nov 19, 07 ♀ 		 Oct 5, 08, 08:05    #8
Switezianka:

Why combat "Polack" jokes? These are just jokes.



Exactly... and anyone who tells these kind of jokes just show themselves up to be a knob. There's no need to combat them or prepare any (not particularly in the cases above) come-backs.
SiegfriedThreads: 2
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Joined: Aug 8, 08 ♂ 		 Oct 6, 08, 07:06    #9
I dont mind polack jokes - they are all the same everywhere in the world, just nations change
loco polacoThreads: 3
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Joined: Aug 5, 08 ♂ 		 Oct 6, 08, 09:17    #10
Polonius3:

When someone would come up to the late US Sen. Edmund Muskie (Marciszewski) and say: "Hey senator, have you heard the latest Polish joke?" He sould shoot back: "See that brown spot on the tip of my shoe? That's from kicking the arseholes of idiots who tell me Polish jokes!"

Another retort: Why are Polish jokes so short? So the idiots that tell them can remember them.

You can also reply with a quip against the joke-teller's nationality: What do you get when you cross a......... (Swede, Russian, Englishman, German, Italian, Jew, Negro, Hungarian, Frenchmen, etc.) wtih an ape? -- A retarded ape!

And finally: How many Poles does it take to change the world: THREE -- an electrician from Gdańsk, a cardinal from Kraków and a political scientist from the US (Brzeziński).


and then you wonder why? this thread is a rolling pollack joke. :D

and here is one for you all:

How do you sink a Polish battleship?
Put it in water.
SomerledThreads: 6
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Joined: May 31, 07 ♂ 		 Oct 6, 08, 09:19    #11
Or one could just grow a pair and not get bent out of shape over a joke.
matryoshkaThreads: 5
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Joined: Sep 25, 08 ♀ 		 Oct 9, 08, 15:44    #12
Somerled:

Or one could just grow a pair and not get bent out of shape over a joke.


Yes, but playfully responding to the joke is part of the fun!
jnowiskiThreads: 3
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Joined: Jun 11, 07 ♂ 		 Oct 9, 08, 16:25    #13
I'll curse at them in russian, then they get confused whether the last name is Polish or Russian. mwahaha!!!!!!!


...but no one ever says Polish jokes to me.
plk123Threads: 30
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http://www.polishjoke.com/
EraAtlantiaThreads: 3
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Joined: Sep 3, 08 ♂ 		 Oct 9, 08, 19:20    #15
best thing to do is call them a ******* ugly ***** and claim you'll cut thier head off and play with thier blood....
LAGirlThreads: 13
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Joined: Apr 11, 08 ♀ 		 Oct 9, 08, 19:21    #16
I hate Polish jokes
sledzThreads: 29
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Joined: Sep 19, 06 ♂ 		 Oct 9, 08, 20:45    #17
Whats green and flys over Poland???
Peter Panski
polishcanuckThreads: 10
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Joined: Feb 11, 07 ♂ 		 Oct 10, 08, 18:00    #18
I've never been a victim of Polish jokes. I think it's mostly the polish "wiesniaks" that have these problems.
plk123Threads: 30
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sledz:

Peter Panski

lol. in chi-polish this can be bad. :D
LAGirlThreads: 13
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Joined: Apr 11, 08 ♀ 		 Oct 11, 08, 21:03    #20
Funny one joking.
joepilsudskiThreads: 44
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Joined: Apr 27, 07  Pictures: 1 ♂ 		Edited by: joepilsudski  Oct 13, 08, 15:43    #21
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN IRAQI INSURGENTS BOMBED THE POLISH HQs IN BAGHDAD?

The bombs knocked out the one lightbulb,,,

This caused problems for the Polish soldiers when they had pee...

But it was OK...They used their flashlights, and they found the kitchen sink.
SeanusThreads: 22
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Joined: Dec 25, 07 ♂ 		 Oct 13, 08, 15:48    #22
I've told this one b4. A German, a Frenchman, a Dutchman and a Pole were caught as POW's in Iraq. Facing a firing squad, they were told that all they had to do was to say an element and they'd be set free.

The German stepped up, 'water'. He was set on his way

The Frenchman stepped up, 'air'. He also walked

The Dutchman strolled forward, 'earth'. He marched away

The Pole took position, 'Oh kurwa, fire'...
LAGirlThreads: 13
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Joined: Apr 11, 08 ♀ 		 Oct 16, 08, 20:31    #23
I hate it when people make jokes on the Polish people why are they so picked on I dont understand I see nothing dumb about them at all I do hope people see them as smart people.
joepilsudskiThreads: 44
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LAGirl:

I hate it when people make jokes on the Polish people why are they so picked on I dont understand I see nothing dumb about them at all I do hope people see them as smart people.


Who is picking on you LAGirl?...Tell me, and I will retaliate.
LAGirlThreads: 13
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Joined: Apr 11, 08 ♀ 		 Oct 17, 08, 19:24    #25
No one I am American but people should bash eachother we are all humans.
joepilsudskiThreads: 44
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Joined: Apr 27, 07  Pictures: 1 ♂ 		Edited by: joepilsudski  Oct 20, 08, 11:52    #26
I am advocating a PADL or Polish Anti-Defamation League...I am also advocating the building of a powerful Polish lobby in the US so that Poland may get billiomns each year to further her development, and to aid in her defense, because Poland is a persecuted nation 'surrounded by enemies who want to see her people driven into the Baltic'!...Any 'anti-Polonia' jokes, stories or criticisms of Poles by non-Poles will be considered 'hate speech', and subject to criminal prosecution.
gtdThreads: 3
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Joined: Sep 8, 08 ♂ 		 Oct 20, 08, 11:53    #27
"paddle"

Hahahahahaha.
loco polacoThreads: 3
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Joined: Aug 5, 08 ♂ 		 Dec 3, 08, 10:07    #28
Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!


A man at the store asks the clerk:

'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.


But let me ask you something.


If I had asked for Italian sausage,
would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst,
would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog.
would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco,
would you ask if I was Mexican?'

'If I asked for some Irish whiskey,
would you ask if I was Irish?'




The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'



With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish
because I asked for Polish sausage?'



The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'
time meansThreads: 9
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loco polaco:

The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'

lmao :-))))
Easy_TerranThreads: 4
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Joined: Mar 31, 08 ♂ 		 Dec 3, 08, 12:09    #30
I was laughing my a$$ off, too, got tears in my eyes :))

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