COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES

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Edited by: MareGaea May 11, 10, 23:09 #421

Seanus is right. There are jokes about ppl from other countries galore in the world. Most of them are just the same old jokes with the nationality replaced. For example, I saw a few jokes about Irish which I heard before about Belgians. Heck, I myselft told a lot of jokes about Belgians. And the Belgians make jokes about us. Who gives a shyte?

Example of one that I've heard with many different nationalities:

A German, a Dutchman and a Belgian all have an empty swimming pool and there is no water hose anywhere near, so they can't fill it up and swim. Depressed they sit on the edge of the pool until an esotheric entity, also known as a god, comes floating by and tells the men that if they climb on the highest treadboard, dive down and shout with what they want the pool to be filled, it will be filled with just that. So, the German climbs up, jumps down and shouts: "Beer!" His pool is filled with beer. The Dutchman does the same and shouts "money!" and his pool is filled with money. The Belgisn climbs up, walks to the edge of the treadboard, slips and shouts: "Shyte!" and his pool is filled with shyt.

I've heard this joke also with an Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman; an Italian (wine), a Spaniard (money - as Spanish seem to have a stingy reputation) and a Portugese (shyte). I am sure there is a version with somewhere a Pole in there.

In short; who gives a flying freak? They're just jokes and it's rather childish to take offence of it, imo. And besides, many of them so-called "Polak" jokes are jokes in which the Pole is replaced with a "blonde" as well.

>^..^<

M-G (did you hear that one about that Belgian who sat on the bottom of a hole? He fell out!)

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May 11, 10, 23:33 #422

Bratwurst Boy:

I'm usually a nice guy and being of different opinion is no reason for me to not accept, respect and even like my counterpart...but who p*isses on my leg get's answered in kind.

You conveniently forget that YOU were the one who started the p*ssing. One can hardly say that I started "p*ssing on your leg" when I was saying positive things about Germans and then AFTER that you direct anti-Polish slurs towards me and other Poles.

If me saying "I like German people" you think is "p*ssing on your leg" then you are mentally ill. Am I suppose to say "I like German people" more then once for your brain to think that I'm NOT "p*ssing on your leg"?

Should I have said "I like German people" 2 times? 3 times? 5 times? 10 times? In order for it to kick in inside your brain that I was trying to be nice to you and German people in general? How big of an ethno-centric German egomaniac are you?

Bratwurst BoyThreads: 11 Posts: 14,563 Joined: Apr 2, 07 ♂	Edited by: Bratwurst Boy May 11, 10, 23:39 #423
MediaWatch: You conveniently forget that YOU were the one who started the pssing. No it was YOU! stomps foot* MediaWatch: when I was saying positive things about Germans and then AFTER that you direct anti-Polish slurs towards me and other Poles. That sounds so not like me....I want proof! MediaWatch: How big of an ethno-centric German egomaniac are you? You have no idea!!!

TheOtherThreads: 5 Posts: 1,584 Joined: Jul 13, 09 ♂	May 24, 10, 18:01 #424
Try this: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poland

MediaWatchThreads: 31 Posts: 1,306 Joined: Aug 30, 08 ♂	May 24, 10, 22:12 #425
TheOther: Try this: Leave it to an anti-Polish Bigot to bash Poland with anti-Polish Hate websites.

TheOtherThreads: 5 Posts: 1,584 Joined: Jul 13, 09 ♂	May 24, 10, 22:16 #426
MediaWatch: anti-Polish Hate websites LOL. You have no idea what uncyclopedia is all about, do you?

MediaWatchThreads: 31 Posts: 1,306 Joined: Aug 30, 08 ♂	May 24, 10, 22:18 #427
TheOther: LOL. You have no idea what uncyclopedia is all about, do you? I have read many of your posts and all I know is you keep knocking Poland either mildly or overtly. This website is just more of your pattern.

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Edited by: Bratwurst Boy May 24, 10, 22:21 #428

MediaWatch:

Leave it to an anti-Polish Bigot to bash Poland with anti-Polish Hate websites.

Did you read the entry about Germany? Or that about France? Or that about any other country and ethnie??? ;)

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Germany

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/France

...quite funny...really...no hate sites at all because they take the p*iss out of everybody...(in my opinion at least)...

TheOtherThreads: 5 Posts: 1,584 Joined: Jul 13, 09 ♂	Edited by: TheOther May 24, 10, 22:26 #429
MediaWatch: you keep knocking Poland either mildly or overtly Nah, just some friendly criticism occasionally to prevent a few Plastic Poles from getting too excited... :) Bratwurst Boy: no hate sites at all MediaWatch doesn't get it. Hey MediaWatch, check this one out: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Usa

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May 26, 10, 08:40 #430

Bratwurst Boy:

Did you read the entry about Germany? Or that about France? Or that about any other country and ethnie??? ;)

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Germany

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/France

...quite funny...really...no hate sites at all because they take the p*iss out of everybody...(in my opinion at least)...

Yes I can see uncyclopedia is basically sarcastic humor/dirty humor on different countries.

I can also see how you wouldn't be that offended at the unclycopedia comments on Germany since they are SO MILD. The uncyclopedia guy writing on Germany, despite some token anti-German comments, was really PULLING HIS PUNCHES on Germany. He even BASHED the Poles in the beginning, letting the reader know he thinks Germans are superior to Poles. (I'm sure you liked that part).

Half of the uncyclopedia Germany article was talking about how Germans like making pornography, like to dominate, are rigid, how Germans like that actor Hasselhoff WOW SUCH degrading sarcasm!!!! LOL ooooohhhh that's SO EDGY!!!!

But when the uncyclopedia people or person writes about Poland they jump right to sarcasm about Poles having Subhuman intelligence which is the most deragatory sarcasm against Poles. They jump to selected propaganda to push the subhuman intelligence stereotype of Poles.

I wonder why Uncyclopedia didn't have any sarcastic comments about Germans being GERMans?

or about:

Germans like drinking blood because they have spilled so much of it?

Germans being Stupid ManBeast Robot followers of Hitler?

Germans making German houses out of the skeletons of the millions of people?

German car makers now working on using human blood to fuel their cars?

German car makers use German death camp victim human hair as stuffing for their seats??

These uncyclopedia people seem like they are closet German supporters/Neo Nazis.

The Unclyopedia people seem very reluctant to use any real sarcasm on the Germans.

You would think if they wanted to be edgy about Germany they would at least make a sarcsatic comment about the word GERMANY having the word GERM in it.

Uncyclopedia can't use any sarcastic humor to talk about GERMans coming from Germs?

NO NO Uncyclopedia can't do that.

When people brought up Uncyclopedia before and I went to the Germany page, ALL it had was just a swastika on it and NOTHING ELSE. oooooooooohhhhhh WOWWWWW that's SO EDGY!!!! LOL

These guys behind uncyclopedia are either German or sympathizers of Germany. They were such wimps on Germany. It seemed like part of their sarcasm actually made Germany look good.

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Edited by: Bratwurst Boy May 26, 10, 08:58 #431

MediaWatch:

I can also see how you wouldn't be that offended at the unclycopedia comments on Germany since they are SO MILD.

MediaWatch:

It seemed like part of their sarcasm actually made Germany look good.

Really???

MediaWatch:

You would think if they wanted to be edgy about Germany they would at least make a sarcsatic comment about the word GERMANY having the word GERM in it.

It has "MANY" innit too! blink

MediaWatch:

These uncyclopedia people seem like they are closet German supporters/Neo Nazis.

Probably... hmmm

Heh:) This article is cool too:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Prussia

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