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Why many funny stories about Polish People in Europe?

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espanaThreads: 40 Posts: 2,233 Joined: Feb 28, 07 ♂	May 30, 08, 15:45 #31
If people from Poland are called Poles why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

osiolThreads: 59 Posts: 4,714 Joined: Jul 25, 07 ♂	May 30, 08, 15:58 #32
We're on page two already, and still there haven't been any funny stories about Polish people in Europe. Come on, everyone! Tell us all some funny stories.

isthatu2Threads: 13 Posts: 5,228 Joined: Apr 3, 08 ♂	May 30, 08, 18:42 #33
noimmigration: You couldnt say that about any british city, we fought like lions in the 2nd world war. wot,left the hard work to the women and licked our balls in the shade all day?

cygThreads: 8 Posts: 153 Joined: Oct 31, 07 ♂	Edited by: cyg May 31, 08, 02:13 #34
noimmigration: You couldnt say that about any british city, we fought like lions in the 2nd world war. You had La Manche on your side - probably the only reason you didn't get overrun like everyone else in 1939-40. Don't take it the wrong way, though - lucky for everyone you didn't.

BartolomeThreads: 2 Posts: 1,345 Joined: Sep 14, 06 ♂	May 31, 08, 03:43 #35
cyg: You had La Manche on your side - probably the only reason you didn't get overrun like everyone else in 1939-40. Don't take it the wrong way, though - lucky for everyone you didn't. Not the only reason - without American help Britain would simply starve to death.

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Edited by: Seanus Jun 20, 10, 15:16 #36

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2CorsQGqDA&feature=related, there are many like this. I couldn't stop laughing as my wife's gran is just like that. Sorry, it's in Polish but this is a Polish forum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBJYoNIGJ7g&feature=related, this is brilliant!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpdEUwMaIpE&feature=related, these old hags love to jibber and let it all out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poqSs38HCAs&feature=related, this is superb! I love the calm last part of it after that rant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbRjY3UMmz8&feature=related, and one more

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Jun 20, 10, 15:41 #37

Here is a good one :----A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the Polak to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The Polak understood and was ready.
The time came to have the Polak jump from the air plane. The instructor reminded the Polak that he would be right behind him. The Polak proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the Polak.

The Polak seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to his parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,158 Joined: Dec 25, 07 ♂	Jun 20, 10, 15:52 #38
LOL, that was a good one!

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