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Joined: Oct 26, 09 ♀ 		 Nov 11, 09, 21:08    #1
funny quiz:)

http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_polish_are_you_2
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Joined: May 30, 08  Pictures: 2 ♂ 		 Nov 11, 09, 21:14    #2
Gaa

Outdated, a bit. Questions like Do you believe that the Pope is never wrong in religious matters? are the indication of Polishness?
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Joined: Oct 26, 09 ♀ 		 Nov 11, 09, 21:16    #3
they aren't? :P
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Joined: Nov 27, 07 ♂ 		 Nov 11, 09, 21:18    #4
Dammit! Only 6%? That's BS man. I feel like I just flunked a test or something LOL!
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Joined: May 30, 08  Pictures: 2 ♂ 		 Nov 11, 09, 21:18    #5
Gaa:
they aren't? :P

Popes or Poles? :):):):
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Joined: Oct 26, 09 ♀ 		 Nov 11, 09, 21:20    #6
both;]
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Joined: Feb 3, 09 ♂ 		Edited by: frd  Nov 11, 09, 21:23    #7
10% : o

I guess
atehist != Pole....
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Joined: Jul 14, 08 ♂ 		 Nov 11, 09, 21:26    #8
20% rather supprising!
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Joined: Apr 10, 09  Pictures: 1  Gold Member MEMBER ♂ 		Edited by: Torq  Nov 11, 09, 21:30    #9
80% - ya beauty!

I think the remaining 20% is Hungarian :)
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Joined: Sep 14, 06  Pictures: 3 ♂ 		Edited by: Bartolome  Nov 11, 09, 21:33    #10
It's rather 'How Catholic are you' than 'Polish'. I'm 100% Polish even though I don't give a damn what Papa Ratzi says about whatever he has to say about.
Edit. Anyway, I just have to produce my passport with a crowned bird at heaven's gate. It's as obvious as that (:
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Joined: Apr 6, 09  Pictures: 1 ♂ 		 Nov 11, 09, 21:34    #11
hahah I'm only slightly (45 per cent) Polish hehehe

sure it is fun
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Joined: Apr 18, 07  Pictures: 1 ♂ 		 Nov 11, 09, 21:38    #12
Do you speak Polish to your friends/family?

Sometimes ;)

Do you eat meat on Fridays?

On Friday kie³basa tastes the best ;)
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peter_olsztyn:
On Friday kie³basa tastes the best ;)

yeahhh!! ;]
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Joined: Jul 29, 06 ♂ 		 Nov 11, 09, 21:47    #14
how stupid are you?
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peter_olsztyn:
On Friday kie³basa tastes the best ;)

Gaa:
yeahhh!! ;]


You are so going to burn, lads!

;)
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Joined: May 30, 08  Pictures: 2 ♂ 		 Nov 11, 09, 22:01    #16
I lawyas knew I was more Russian/Ukrainian: :):):):)

You are 61% Polish!
You Polishness is above average but still not what a Pole should be! If you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland. Catholicism is the national religion of Poland.If you can't speak Polish, you are definetly not Polish!
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Joined: Dec 25, 07 ♂ 		 Nov 11, 09, 22:09    #17
I scored 5% and am quite proud of that. My Polish wife scored only 45%.
OsiedleRuda  Nov 11, 09, 22:11    #18
Bartolome:
It's rather 'How Catholic are you' than 'Polish'. I'm 100% Polish even though I don't give a damn what Papa Ratzi says about whatever he has to say about.

Yeah, that's more like it.

The only thing non-Polish about me is the fact that I was born in England, not in Poland.

You are 43% Polish! You are slightly Polish but not enough. If you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland. Catholicism is the national religion of Poland. If you can't speak Polish, you are definetly not Polish!

lmao.

Except I answered "Perfectly" and "Always" to the Polish language questions, so why the f*** does it say "If you can't speak Polish, you are definitely not Polish!"

Slightly Polish my A**!!!!
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Joined: Dec 25, 07 ♂ 		Edited by: Seanus  Nov 11, 09, 22:14    #19
Sorry to burst your bubble, mi amigo Torqy. 85% is needed for Polishness, have a look at the after-test bumff.

My wife said the same, she is not a Catholic so she is never gonna get over 50% in a badly-weighted test such as that.
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Joined: Nov 16, 06 ♂ 		 Nov 11, 09, 23:03    #20
You are 90% Polish!


You are perfectly Polish!(Unless you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland.)Show your Polish hertiage around the world!

Yeah !!!!!111111111111
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Joined: Dec 25, 07 ♂ 		 Nov 11, 09, 23:06    #21
Oh, of that I have no doubt, Greg ;) ;) ;)
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I was born and raise in Poland and scored 8% Polish that is funny just because I do not believe in catholic church or god, oh well to repent I will eat more meat on Friday and christmas
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Joined: Jun 21, 08 ♀ 		 Nov 11, 09, 23:56    #23
omigod. just scored 85%. that means i am totally polish apart from not having polish mother or father. just goes to show what living in a house of poles can do to you ... they have taken me over. mind you, there should also have been a couple more questions:

For women

1. How clean is yr bathroom?
2. Do you consider a size 8 fat?
3. Have you eaten anything in the past week?
4. How often do you throw all of your partner's belongings out of the window, and/or make him sleep on the sofa? (daily/weekly/once a month/once every three months)

For men

1. How many prostitutes have you visited in the past month?
2. How many secret families/children in other countries do you have?
3. How many teeth have you got?
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Joined: Jan 3, 09 ♂ 		 Nov 11, 09, 23:58    #24
Bartolome:
Papa Ratzi

Great nickname :-) :-) :-)
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Joined: Feb 6, 08 ♂ 		 Nov 12, 09, 00:18    #25
Hm, I am 0% Polish...However:

You know you're Polish when...

1.You had to share a room until you were 21.

2.Everything you eat is savored in garlic and onions.

3.You are standing next to the two largest suitcases
at the airport.

4.You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and
think its normal.

5.All your children have nick names, which sound
nowhere close to their real names.

6.You know someone with 20 kids

7.You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving
someone's house.

8.You have lace curtains.

9.You have lace tablecloths.

10.You have rugs covering every inch of your house.

11.Your mom tells you you're too skinny even though
your 30 pounds overweight.

12.You have curtains hanging across every doorway.

13.You know someone that married his girlfriend of 2
months.

14.Your house is full of medicine from your old
country and its probably all illegal here.

15.You and your friends have ever been kicked out of a
restaurant or recreational park for being too loud or
rowdy.

16.You dont know how to use a dishwasher b/c u are the
dishwasher.

17.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.

18.You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

19.Your dad ever butchered a pig or lamb.

20.Your mom ever chased you with a rolling pin or a
broom telling you to stop so that she could hit you.

21.You're twenty years old and your parents are trying
to send you back to your country to get you married
cause your old.

22.Getting married at 18 is normal.

23.Getting married at 16 actually happens.

24.You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

25.If you don't live at home, when your parents call,
they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

26.When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few
minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant
cousin.

27.Your parents don't realize phone connections to
foreign countries have improved in the last two
decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs
when making foreign calls.

28. It's "normal" if your wedding has 600 people.

29.You dont know half the people at your wedding cuz
your parents invited them.

30.Your family owns a coffee grinder..and a nut
grinder

31.Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American
guy.

32.You work out six days a week, but somehow you dad
whoops your ass in like five seconds after he comes
home from a thirteen hour day from the bakery /
factory / food business.

33.You own a leather jacket.

34.You drive a nicer car than your parents.

35.Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.

36.You have all brand new appliances in your kitchen
but your mom cooks in the basement with the stove from
your old house.

37.You are prohibited from speaking English in you own
home.

38.Your parents have gone on vacation ONCE and it was
to your home country.

39.Your church has a fully loaded bar

40.If you are a girl and not married by the age of 20
you are an old maid

41.You base your whole life on the fortune in your
coffee cup

42.The head of a pig with an apple in its mouth is
looked upon as a delicacy

43.Your parents still prefer to buy cassettes instead
of CDs.

44.Your friends' parents talk to you like they're YOUR
PARENTS too.

45.You are adored the first 10 years of your life,
then treated like a complete idiot until you get
married.

46.Your car costs more than your college education

47.You drive a Honda (or, in the EXTREME worse case a
Nissan), and your windows are tinted to twice the
legal limit

48.Your parents have computer "experience" for 8 years
already on the resume, yet they been in US for only
4...

49.Youre actually nodding and laughing at most of
these things


>^..^<

M-G (hehe)
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Joined: Feb 3, 09 ♂ 		 Nov 12, 09, 00:18    #26
Bartolome:
I'm 100% Polish

I doubt you could be polish vault dweller.. I don't think they would build any vaults in here..
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Joined: Oct 20, 08 ♂ 		 Nov 12, 09, 00:37    #27
I'm 0% Polish.. (Catholic.)

;)
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Joined: May 26, 08  Pictures: 3 ♂ 		 Nov 12, 09, 01:02    #28
You are 9% Polish!

You are not Polish at all or you don't deserve to be. If you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland. Catholicism is the national religion of Poland.If you can't speak Polish, you are definetly not Polish!

There is a second Quiz

You are 100% Polish ;)!

You are so Polish...! You should be proud and happy. Go get yourself some good Polish kielbasa, couple of friends and beer--and celebrate. Polish style. :)
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Joined: Oct 20, 08 ♂ 		 Nov 12, 09, 01:06    #29
I'm 60% Polish.. (Not into Polish Cuisine I guess!)

;)
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Joined: Sep 14, 06  Pictures: 3 ♂ 		Edited by: Bartolome  Nov 12, 09, 01:15    #30
frd:
I doubt you could be polish vault dweller.. I don't think they would build any vaults in here..

Well, Glasgow in certain places looks like it had been through nuclear holocaust. You would be surprised how close to the city centre (:

Barney:
There is a second Quiz

That's more like it. 100% of course.

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