RobertLee: Evidently some minorities are more equal than others.
Not necessarily....just got this in an email and thought it would fit in this thread perfectly!
The Mother of all Ethnic Jokes
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk,
a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New
Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian,
a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, an Austrian, a Moroccan, a Frenchman,
a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian,
a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole,
a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander,
a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander,
a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli,
a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese,
a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan,
a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander,
a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander,
a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian,
a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian,
a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman,
an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek,
a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47 Africans walk into
a fine restaurant....
"I'm sorry," said the maître d', after he had scrutinized the group one by one
and barred their entrance, saying- "you can't come in here without a Thai."
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