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How to instigate a row with your Polish missus.


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smurfThreads: 46
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Joined: Sep 8, 09 ♂ 		 Mar 8, 11, 13:02    #1
Step 1. Go here,
http://bit.ly/fSBqBo

2. Ask missus..."Hey, Marie Curie was Polish?"
-Yea of course she was Polish...
-Marie is a Polish name?
-No, she married a French guy & in most European countries they call her Marie Curie but her full name was Maria Sklodowska Curie, they probably leave out the Polish bit coz it's too hard to pronounce.
-Ok, I see.

3. Go to her Wikipedia Page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Curie

4. Notice the year of her birth.

5. Go back to missus... "Are ya sure she was Polish?"
-Kurwa yea, stop bothering me & be nice on Women's Day....
-It just says on her Wikipedia page that she was born in Warsaw...
-bah, kurwa Warsaw...
-Yea, I know...anyway, says here that Warsaw was part of Russia....

6. Watch her explode.

7. Run anyway and make some pancakes as a token of forgiveness.

Happy Womens Day ladies...and pancake day too
gumishuThreads: 17
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Joined: Apr 6, 09  Pictures: 1 ♂ 		 Mar 8, 11, 13:46    #2
I pretty much love your sense of humour :)
Marynka11Threads: 8
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Joined: Nov 3, 10 ♀ 		 Mar 8, 11, 15:35    #3
You've got yourself a very impulsive Missus...:)
pgtxThreads: 49
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Joined: Feb 14, 09  Gold Member MEMBER ♀ 		 Mar 9, 11, 01:54    #4
hahaha! tease for reaction! good one... :)
skysoulmateThreads: 41
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Joined: Jan 10, 10 ♂ 		Edited by: skysoulmate  Mar 9, 11, 02:02    #5
I like it, might try it one of these days. LOL
aphrodisiacThreads: 22
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smurf:
Happy Womens Day ladies...and pancake day too

if I were your girlfriend and you teased me like that more then once, you would become my ex.


skysoulmate:
I like it, might try it one of these days. LOL

what for I ask?

hates being teased:(
southernThreads: 116
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Joined: May 17, 07 ♂ 		 Mar 9, 11, 11:54    #7
A female blowjob day would be sth else.
Marynka11Threads: 8
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Joined: Nov 3, 10 ♀ 		Edited by: Marynka11  Mar 9, 11, 15:18    #8
I can never stress enough the convenience of having a German husband in such cases.
Whenever he starts questioning the nationality of any famous Pole, I usually throw the Hitler example in his face.
warszawskiThreads: 60
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Joined: May 21, 10 ♂ 		 Mar 9, 11, 19:13    #9
Marynka11:
Whenever he starts questioning the nationality of any famous Pole, I usually throw the Hitler example in his face.


Was he of Polish descent ?

I thought he was Austrian.
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warszawski:
Was he of Polish descent ?

didn't you know?


Just kidding, he is an example of the fact that people sometimes declare themselves their nationality.
JonnyMThreads: 16
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Joined: Mar 9, 11 ♂ 		 Mar 9, 11, 20:00    #11
Marynka11:


Just kidding, he is an example of the fact that people sometimes declare themselves their nationality.

Exactly. Some Poles even still believe JP2 was Polish!!
Marynka11Threads: 8
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Joined: Nov 3, 10 ♀ 		 Mar 9, 11, 20:02    #12
Marynka11:
ust kidding, he is an example of the fact that people sometimes declare themselves their nationality.

that didn't sound right, did it?
warszawskiThreads: 60
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Joined: May 21, 10 ♂ 		 Mar 10, 11, 12:21    #13
Marynka11:
didn't sound right, did it?


Nope. Pomyśl jeszcze raz. M-ka
rybnikThreads: 29
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aphrodisiac:
I hate men teasing women this way. Is there a chip on your shoulder or something?;). There is a tease and there is a tease.

this was a good, cute tease :)
simonflaThreads: 5
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Joined: Feb 26, 11 ♂ 		 Mar 10, 11, 12:47    #15
absolutely brilliant. worked perfectly! and she got a great laugh out of it when i showed her the thread :) so i was forgiven


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