What sort of fellow is this Donald Tusk anyway?

- He's a wimp.

But isn't he trying to help Poland's position in the EU? And trying to strengthen ties to other European countries? How does he feel (Tusk) about the US? Does this mean the missile base might not happen now?

- Yeah, that's what the propaganda creeps have been hammering into peoples' heads. In reality, he's a creep not caring about Poland and Polish people a jot. He's not even ethnic Pole, and so our values are alien to him. How can he strengthen our position in the EU? He wants to accept the Treaty, which means our whole sovereignty will go up in smoke; we'll be shoved around by the EU big shots, such as Germans. He's very pro-German, actually. He and his party won't improve the lot of our people, most likely. As for the relations with the US, he's been talking about taking our troops out of Iraq, and that's what the Polish people really want. I hope, shopgirl, he won't agree to built the American missile base. The base can't be good for Poland: the Russkies will reply with aiming their nukes at us, and if a US-Russia conflict occurs - and it likely may - we'll be sacrificed without qualms. I used to be pro-base, but am not now.

What are the values of the party he belongs to? I take it that it is much less conservative than the Kaczynskis?

- Hehe, not really. To begin with, the conservatism of the Kaczynskis is another media nonsense. They are actually more on the leftist side of the political spectrum. PO call themselves liberals, but what they mean by that, nobody really knows. Their political actvity has been mainly blind opposing the Kaczynskis, especially a thorough decomunisation, so urgently needed in Poland. So they can't be good for Poland.

And what the heck does "decommunisation" mean in this day and age?
*looks totally confused with crinkled brows*