How to expand the number of lovers for gays in Poland

I see from the discussions about gays a serious lack of opportunities for gays in Poland.What measures should be taken to increase the number of gays and give this unpriviledged minority some fair pleasure?

the borders to Germany are open now, i dont see whats stopping them

Well...

Wieczór, cała rodzina w domu, ojciec siedzi na fotelu i czyta gazetę.
Do pokoju wchodzi syn i mówi:
- Tato, chciałem ci powiedzieć, że jestem gejem.
Ojciec opuścił gazetę, spogląda na syna i pyta:
- A jeździsz mercedesem 600 SEL?
- Nie.
- A ubierasz się w drogie markowe garnitury?
- Nie.
- To jesteś zwykłym pedałem!

There is the same joke in Greece.Zwyklym pedalem is ftoxopoustas.

Grzegorz, i thought the son said he was a homosexual first, and then the father called him a faggot lol

It is funny because the father would appreciate if the son were a rich gay(he thought of english gays) and not some local bum...taker.
It reminds me of another one when the daughter becomes pregnant and the father wants to kill the boyfriend,so when the boyfriend arrives he says that he owns houses and ships and will give his daughter a lot of millions for his son.
So then the father relieved tells him:Please my son,if she loses the baby,f..ck her again.

if youve got money youve got respect. its like a crazy rich man being called eccentric, just because he's rich.

why would you be concerned if you are not one of them?

From my observations they are doing better and have been attending some gay parades and such in germany and other countires. My concern,( if Iwas really concern) would be for gay in smaller towns where there are less opportunities and the chance of being shunned is much greater do to non-liberal values and pure ignorance.

example: the only gay in the village, Daffyd Thomas (little britain) ha ha

never seen it:)

you should do one day, they even show it in Poland now ;)

I am in Canada, but I am not sure if they show it. i will put it on my to see list;)

it is availabale on dvd, and of course youtube :)

Yes they do.

Little Canada - that'd be something.

seconded - some of the sketches are just soooo funny....

cant make guys turn gay.

I am sure Poland has tons of homos, most of them are closet-cases I think

What? Are you kidding me right now? Increase the number of gays? You have to make sure your brain is functioning properly, Southern. Pretty soon, heterosexuals will be in the minority and we will be seen as "deviants."

calm down, you old dame....

or Little Poland lol. Świat Według Kiepskich comes to my mind here lol.



whoa. what if all your friends who are girls turn lesbian and you wont be able to sleep with them anymore? that would be tragic! lol

They cannot increase number of homos but they can reduce number of straights! :)

This would lead a man to suicide.. : (

(Unless he is allowed a viewing session, haha)

Come to think of it, in past 6 months AXM and Gay Times have featured travel articles on Warsaw as a destination, and I was reading about a company that arranges dental trips to Poland on a gay lifestyle portal the other day... surely this means that things are starting to improve?

Mam nadzieje, ze nie.

translation please....

are you seriously sleeping with your friends? or are you jus kidding me?



i hope not.

The odd time... Only when they need it.

Open all the darn closets and let them come out.

Do we really need to increase the amount? Should we now add an option to the question, when asking little boys: So, Johnny who do you want to be when you grow up? A firefighter? A policeman? A teacher? Or, maybe gay?

Don't worry, Eurola. I believe he was only kidding.
*Hopefully*