British men don't really like women

There are so many threads and posts about Polish women on this forum that I thought for a change we could get to know something about British men (as they probably comprise a majority on this forum). I don't know how they are like, besides those from PF. But I found this article in The New York Times:

nytimes.com/2002/09/01/weekinreview/the-world-what-is-it-about-british-men-cheap-drunk-and-stiff-lipped.html

It shows what American/Canadian women think about British men and British men about American women :)
Nothing nasty, I guess, just some observations (?).
Judging by what I've read on this forum I could agree with this one, for example:


;)

British men cock block everyone else.Difficult situation to handle unless you are a Balkan.

I think many British males are reserved by nature.


Mr. Darcy, I have a little chocolate frosting to decorate you ... here, here, a dab there... oops, let me lick that off! Yummy...

*going to the corner of shame*

In general Americans talk a lot.I remember an American girl how much she talked.We usually restrict to the essentials.

hehehe...

British men just like their Monty Python's and that's about it.

No British men are:

Inteligent
Sexy
Good looking
Funny
Well travelled
Adventerous
Loving
Kind
Good conversationalists
Excellent company
A good laugh
Horny
Passionate
Tactile
Would follow to the ends of the earth for
Good in the kitchen
Loud
Borish
Dull
Ugly
Vicious
Violent
Unkind
Thick as pig $hit
Ignorant
Foolish
Cant even boil an egg
Would cross the road to avoid

The list is endless...It depends on who you meet.


What? The like The League of Gentlemen too..Some are not inteligent enough to get the humour in either though.


You know what thought did dont you?

But I'm still in love with Mr. Darcy. Is that so wrong?

;)


You kinda lost me here...

Who changed the title of my thread? That's just rude... It's Off-Topic Lounge, I think I have a right to name my thread the way I want?

Mods, change it back to "British men", please.

the thread title implies that British men are gay.... lol

OK, so the Canadian chick went to London and she did not score, so she wrote an article about it. There maybe many reasons why that happened ( not scoring). She might have not been attractive, or maybe she had a wrong accent - who knows, maybe a bad hair day, maybe she went to wring places, but there is no reason to write such a bitter article - she is bitter she did not score.....blah, blah.....so based on that Paulina all British men are bad - nice one.

I think that in the author's case she failed because of the cultural differences.

xD


Eh...?

Im guessing the guys couldn't tell the difference between her muff and her face...;)

bad boy;). Maybe she was not attractive, happens all the time;)

Muffin aphro! Muffin! Maybe she was obese and couldn't put the cake down! ;)

you listen too much of "give a little bit of your love to me"....;)

Back of line bitach! He's mine!!

;0)


Its and English saying:

phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/13/messages/1490.html


They most certainly are not, I have plenty of neices and nephews to prove otherwise ;0)


Thats never stopped a drunken Brit before (YOU KNOW IM SPEAKING THE TRUTH!)...My mate used to say..Go to bed with Poodles wake up with Rottweilers!


Which is pretty much impossible, everyone knows Londoners cant take their beer :D So even the most ugly chick could score...She was probably an annoying whiney type..

Edit:

Article 8 years out of date ;0)

She's not that bad looking

telegraph.co.uk/health/women_shealth/3338889/Why-British-women-still-cant-get-their-man.html

er, OK - I am tired here, jet legged and all ;). What does : putting the cake down mean? Maybe I should never go to London either, would not understand what they are telling me. Why didin't you just say: maybe she was fat, eh? Bloody British men. lol


she got it:)

i wanna ruin his day... ;)

Cant get it out my head, stop spying on me:P


Depends on the pinting system, how many pint would you need to todger the fatty in the corner...na not my scene at all, I have standards. ;)


It just means not eating cake. ;)


Nothing can ruin my day, by tomorrow im gonna be a hyper-active excited fun guy, my patients will hate me! " I know you may have a critical health condition, but look at the sun and the birds and the flowers!!!"

Could we share?

;)

nie wiem, o co chodzi, ide spac:)

no gdzie idziesz jak deszcz pada? :)

She's got a face like a slapped ar$e....I can fully understand why British blokes steered clear...Or is that her "Im hard done to" look? Either way, she looks a miserable c*w who didnt get lucky in the capital...Which is impossible..

But I do love this bit of the article:

At least that is what Toby Young, the hapless author of ''How to Lose Friends and Alienate People,'' an account of his aborted media career in New York, found when he tried to chat up a woman at a party by discussing the pros and cons of plastic surgery. What procedure would she choose, he asked?

When the woman said she would elect to have breast-reduction surgery, Mr. Young wrote recently in The Daily Mail, he offered his own first choice -- penis reduction -- and then stood by and waited for her to laugh.

''Instead, she said, 'Oh, rilly? Why, d'you have a problem?' '' Mr. Young related. ''Eventually, I caved in and confessed I was only joking. 'Oh, I see,' she said. Then, as an afterthought, added: 'Hah!' Thirty seconds later, she was gone.''

This is why I love English men....


You can have him Monday, Tuesday and Wednesdays - but dont expect much he'll be too tired :0)

Ah babe, I can see I'm influencing you far too much :D

Im a Northerner, I dont need any influencing...looking at her photo was like looking at Catchphrase "say what you see" ;0)

Hehe, or the other one, a pint of bods to get er in the sack :D

Thanks for the link!

You know, you may laugh, but I noticed it almost right away when I started to read this forum:


So I'm quite surprised that someone else actually noticed it too and... like... in a newspaper ;D
Judging by what I've read on this forum the difference between Polish and British men is that Polish men like women... Not only want them, but like them as an opposite sex... And they understand that women are a bit different then men.

And here men are so hostile, bitter, judgmental and many other things when they write about women... I'm not saying everyone here, but many...

It feels as if women are their despised enemies, some alien species.


Really...? o_O

I know their mentality and humour...Whats not to love?

Having dated a couple of other nationalities, I know I have the best in my own kind - as for the second article...What tosh! Its an outsider looking in and not knowing the reality ALL of my friends are married to English guys and are very happy, why would they settle for second best?