I want polish passport

if i get married in poland, can i work in the u.k. and apply for my polish citizenship from the u.k. and when can I get polish passport ??
any one can help me please!!!

Place marriage on microwavable plate, and turn on the microwave to high for about 3 and half minutes. Remove passport. Serve.

Caution: contents may be hot.

re Place marriage on [etc]

- Still horsing around?
;)

Yeah, man! Some guys just walk into it, if you know what I mean :)

I want the Titanic rebuilt. You've got 30 seconds... WTF? LOL!!!

come on guys! I am serious !!!!

Username: Alper
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There are a number of very intelligent Russians who frequent this forum. As a doctor, you must be one of the most intelligent Russians on the forum. I commend you on your mastery of the "Middle America Dolt Dialect" It is one that takes decades to perfect.

Welcome to the forum!

Puzzler, I'm signing off dude. Good to know you. Catch you 2mrw phaps. Be a good dog, yo!

re: I commend you on your mastery of the "Middle America Dolt Dialect"

- Me too. What a brainy Russkiy indeed.

;)

In 23rd century.

Good night, Hmmm. Nice to talk, er, whine with you. ;)

Take care.

;)

3AM G?
See ya Puzz.

I am NOT russia .....I am in russia for a short period ....

Seriously you would have to wait years to get citizenship even If you are married to a Polish citizen.

Yes...

Not surprising...

Greg, he's not a Russian... He's you-know-which-'nationality' from America....
:)

Yeah, it's so bloody late, and I'm insomniac tonight. See you tomorrow, Shawn. Have a good sleep, man.

Alper, we all seem to expect instant solution to our whims, but passports are not cooked in a microwave :) Be prepared to wait a long time.

Sleepless night G?
Hi Shawn, I involuntarily stayed away for a while. No internet and the "techies" could not figure out what was wrong...until they changed an outside cables.
In the process, I had all equipment inside i.e.cables, modem IVP etc..replaced for nothing, hehehehe.

long time?? how many years ?

well, I don't know how it works in Poland, but I assume the process might be similar to the US one.
1st - find a girl to marry for love (or money) - a year or two
2nd - stay married at least 2 or 3 years before getting a legal status
3rd - you need to have 5 years of legal status before applying for citizenship.
4th - wait 3-6 months for your passport.
5th - you do the math
6th - smile

What about getting a passport based upon your family heritage?

Sounds like someone wants to sneak in through a backdoor...
But whichever way round you go.
You need Citizenship of a member country to Enter without a Visa
Or a Wife/Husband from that country.
Then..
Stay married at least 2 or 3 years before getting a legal status
3rd - you need to have 5 years of legal status before applying for citizenship.
4th - wait 3-6 months for your passport.
5th - you do the math
6th - smile

Shrug

what's the hurry? you've got a whole lifetime, and if she's the right girl for you, it won't matter how many years, because it'll just pass by and you won't even mind. ^__^ good luck alper.

What has this got to do with nationality or work status?


No! (Shakes head and puts arm around him in an avuncular manner)


Are you Borat?

I'm starting to believe that Polish women are the Trojan horse into Britain for every Third World Sweaty who wants a council house.

Alright, here's another outrageous demand: I WANT TO BE BATMAN.

Thank you guys !!

Alper, don't play the victim here, you asked a ridiculous question and we responded with equally ridiculous answers.
Go to the respective consulates and they will answer all your questions. Don't come back and throw your teddy around.

re: I'm starting to believe that Polish women are the Trojan horse into Britain for every Third World Sweaty who wants a council house

- The Third World folks pour into UK, in a vast majority of cases, wthout the Polish women's help. Blame your government and media psychopaths, and also yourself for that, not Poles, pal.

If you are a Russian national and you are marrying a Polish citizen then I would imagine it would be a simple formality to be able to obtain the rights to a Polish passport after a certain qualifying period. You can of course buy a Polish passport just like you can buy everything in Poland like a driving license. simply pay your money and wait a week or so and it should be ready. We have many such people coming in to England now with these fraudulent documents. The Poles will sell anything for a price-even their own grandmothers even though they all trudge all the way to church on a Sunday!