Then perhaps a better explanation AAG, talk to us huh? i can see your English is not perfect and neither is my Polish, but the way you have been posting has not given a very good impression of you.
To be honest i dont find your own reasons funny, but all these guys that keep posting are hilarious! and as i said before:
Kemaleon:
Chances are anyone you find for 'satisfaction' will probably not be the 'honest' type.
If you whistle for dogs, then you will get barked at. (can anyone translate that to Polish for me please?)
So, what is it you really want?