zycie jest,jak papier toaletowy

zycie jest,jak papier toaletowy:dlugie,szare i do dupy

life is like toilet paper: long, gray and ******

there's a problem though, because the joke's point is in the words 'do dupy' (******) which can't be translated directly. maybe something like 'ass-worth' would do, but I don't think if it's even English.

plus I can't write a part of if because automatic corrector changes it into **. it was sh...ty there

...worthless

thanks for the translation glowa it's really helped me out.

Well you could translate it as "full of sh*t" :P

Does Poland still use grey communist style toilet paper then?!
(I remember the Romanian stuff, grim!)

We bleach it in the west, gives a much brighter outlook on life :)

I think that even the cheapest toilet paper is bright in Poland now :)